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Shag, marry, Shove off a cliff
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Morse
To Extinguish
I'd shag Nikola Tesla because (wait for it) it would be electrofying!
I'd marry Seuss 'cause I'd imagine he's the richest.
I'd throw Mother Theresa off a cliff so I can unlock the medal and the Hydra you get when you kill her.
Rambo.
Chuck Norris.
Ghandi.
Shag - Rambo. Because Rambo rhymes with Slambo, and Trambo, and Gumby.
Marry - Ghandi. Ghandi is amazing in all respects. Good person to grow old with.
Exposure to a Tesla Coil - Chuck Norris. I really want to see what happens.
List -
That Baby Sun from the Teletubbies
Grimace
Morse
*Takes Quagmire's parachute* Because who WOULDNT shag that hideous, purple taste bud?
Shag---Quagmire
Because for me that would just be a typical Saturday night.
Marry----Sunstone
Because we're practically soul mates as it is. Yeah, we're both hetero males, but no relationship is perfect.
Shove off a cliff---Wandered off
!!!BECAUSE THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!!!!!
*HIGHLANDER THEME STARTS PLAYING*
Magic Man
Reaper of Conversation
Who are you kidding with "Saturday night"? Wouldn't it be more accurate if you just took out the "Saturday"?
Shag - Lao Tzu
No real reason.
Marry - Buddha
Why not?
Shove off a cliff - Jesus Christ
Don't get me wrong, he sounds like a nice guy and all, but he's caused a hell of a lot more trouble in the world than the other two, even if unintentionally. And, besides, he was supposed to be killed anyway.
John
Paul
Ringo
monta
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Shag RIngo
Shove Paul off a cliff ,(he annoys me)
Mary John
Lady Gaga
Madonna
Mylie Cyrus
monta
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:no::areyoucra
Do we have to shag any of those
monta
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:yes::sarcastic
Yuk,how about the two from TaTa instead of Madonna,oh ok shag Lady Gaga,marry Madge and throw Miley of a cliff and just hope Madge goes out jogging all day.
monta
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but know you need to post 3 names
OK Miss impatient,Karl Marx,Stalin and Oskar Dirlwanger
Kilgore Trout
Misanthropic Humanist
Shag Madonna - for nostalgia's sake
Marry Mylie Cyrus - my nieces would think that was awesome
Shove Lada Gaga off a cliff - 1) Poker Face, 2) Yuck
Larry
Curly
Moe
Vile Atheist
Loud and Obnoxious
I would shag Moe six ways from Sunday. Larry would have to go off the cliff. And I guess that leaves Curly to marry.
Rue McClanahan
Marge Simpson
Shirley Phelps-Roper
Rue McClanahan
Marge Simpson
Shirley Phelps-Roper
Magic Man
Reaper of Conversation
That's pretty easy.
Shag - Rue McClanahan
Marry - Marge
Shove off a cliff (but only after ripping out her finger- and toenails and letting mice chew on her for a while) - Shirley Phelps-Roper
Crying Smiley
"Stick out tongue" smiley
Embarrassment smiley
monta
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Shag Crying Smiley (from the I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT) school of tough love
Marry Stick out tongue smiley we're together so much anyway it wouldn't be much of an adjustment
Shove embarrassment smiley off a cliff, that's where he belongs
Barrack Obama
Michelle Obama
Oprah Winfrey
Vile Atheist
Loud and Obnoxious
Shag Plutonium. It's explosive in the sack.
Shove Helium off a cliff. It has "He" in its name and I'm too much of a redneck homophobe to allow that sort of sin in my life.
Marry Argon. The name sounds like "Are gone". If they're gone, you don't hear 'em bicker, right?
Albert Einstein
Michael Faraday
Niels Bohr
Shove Helium off a cliff. It has "He" in its name and I'm too much of a redneck homophobe to allow that sort of sin in my life.
Marry Argon. The name sounds like "Are gone". If they're gone, you don't hear 'em bicker, right?
Albert Einstein
Michael Faraday
Niels Bohr