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Faint

Well-Known Member
Two muffins are sitting on a tray in an oven.
The first muffin says, "Hey man, it's getting hot in here."
The second one says, "Holy sh*t!! A talking muffin!"
 

glasgowchick

Gives Glory to God !!!
This guy who is attending his wifes funeral
on the way out of the church, the pollbearers
accidently hit the wall, all of a sudden they here a groan coming from the coffin
they open it up and sure enough the wife is still alive
she lives for another ten years and dies.
back at the same church, the pollbearers are onm their way out
and the husband stands up and shouts " watch the wall "...
 

glasgowchick

Gives Glory to God !!!
Two young blonde women are sitting at a bar in such an obviously celebratory mood that the bartender drifts over intending to offer them a drink on the house. When he gets close he hears one say to the other "Here's to 17 days!"

Smiling, the bartender says, "Congratulations! What's so special about 17 days?"

Eyes twinkling, one of the women explains, "Well, we've been spending our evenings working on a jigsaw puzzle! And it said 3-5 years on the box, but we finished it in only 17 days!"
 
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