Shaving balls or not shaving balls

[Meow Mix]

Trying to think of any balls related questions. Weirdly I have just that one. I saw them move and the guy said they all do that subconsciously. That seems very weird

 

[Meow Mix]

Hmmmmmmm.....

Well if a penis moves up, it can trigger movement of the balls attached. Maybe not a lot of movement, but a small lift due to attachment.

No this wasn’t that, the skin was like moving, swirling almost

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Trying to think of any balls related questions. Weirdly I have just that one. I saw them move and the guy said they all do that subconsciously. That seems very weird

I can make my balls squeeze a bit without touching them, just by using my body. But they don't move just on their own.

 

[Meow Mix]

I can make my balls squeeze a bit without touching them, just by using my body. But they don't move just on their own.

Maybe he was just ****ing with me and doing something then.

 

[It Aint Necessarily So]

Whats your view on it?

My view is, its ok if you have a loved one. A girlfriend or boyfriend.

But i think its pointless outside that. But i know the argument for why it should be done if you are with someone "Gagging on hair isnt exactly appealing"... so thats what my life motto is. When single "dont care". But if i have a girlfriend... then i am shaving. I just avoid being too metrosexual about it is all

But what do you think?

LOL. Of course it's OK. If you're American, you can insist that it's your right and pitch a fit in Walmart.

Your Balzak is your business. Worrying about wild hairs gagging your lover is merely the Golden Rule. There might even be a commandment in Leviticus commanding it.

 

[Justanatheist]

Just too much information in this thread, balls are a very sensitive subject.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Maybe he was just ****ing with me and doing something then.

Yeah, or had something wrong with him down there. You see, balls don't usually go in a 360, well healthy, normal balls don't. Each ball kind of has a separate compartment. Illness can separate them, but it doesn't happen often, I don't think.

 

[Meow Mix]

Yeah, or had something wrong with him down there. You see, balls don't usually go in a 360, well healthy, normal balls don't. Each ball kind of has a separate compartment. Illness can separate them, but it doesn't happen often, I don't think.

I don’t mean they were twisting around, the skin itself was like contracting and expanding, swirling almost. I don’t know this was in high school when I was trying not to be gay.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

I don’t mean they were twisting around, the skin itself was like contracting and expanding, swirling almost. I don’t know this was in high school when I was trying not to be gay.

I think I can do that with my body, just not my subconscious mind.

 

[Meow Mix]

I think I can do that with my body, just not my subconscious mind.

So he was probably ****ing with me then. Figures haha

 

[It Aint Necessarily So]

I don’t mean they were twisting around, the skin itself was like contracting and expanding, swirling almost.

There are muscles that raise and lower the testes: "The cremaster muscle's function is to raise and lower the testes in order to regulate scrotal temperature for optimal spermatogenesis and survival of the resultant spermatozoa. It does this by increasing or decreasing the exposed surface area of the surrounding tissue, allowing faster or slower dissipation of body heat."

There are also muscles in the scrotum wall that make it contract: "The dartos muscle is the thin, rugated fascial muscle of the scrotum made of smooth muscle."

 

[SigurdReginson]

There are muscles that raise and lower the testes: "The cremaster muscle's function is to raise and lower the testes in order to regulate scrotal temperature for optimal spermatogenesis and survival of the resultant spermatozoa. It does this by increasing or decreasing the exposed surface area of the surrounding tissue, allowing faster or slower dissipation of body heat."

There are also muscles in the scrotum wall that make it contract: "The dartos muscle is the thin, rugated fascial muscle of the scrotum made of smooth muscle."

I feel like this topic deserves it's own thread. "The subtle møvements øf the scrøtum."

 

[Lars]

But surely, once you've done it once, you have keep on, or the bristles growing back would be appallingly scratchy and uncomfortable?

Not my logic. I just shave it only if its practical. Like a girlfriend. Being single and shaving is just weird for me

 

[Lars]

Is it true that balls move subconsciously? Like the scrotum moves

Balls are like balloons normally. But depending on temperature it either expands or retracts. Cold retracts, and heat expands

 

[Mock Turtle]

I have only seen balls up close and personal once and I have no idea how people shave those; and I thought labias/vulva were hard to work around without pain.

Some of us spray the area with lighter fluid and set light to it. Gotta be tough!

PS One should always test on a small area first - like the back of one's hand.

 

[Aupmanyav]

Hair in a man doesn't bother me....

Don't you think it bothers men too? Shaving creates stubble, just trimming it is OK.

 

[Estro Felino]

Don't you think it bothers men too? Shaving creates stubble, just trimming it is OK.

Men are free to do whatever they please with their own body.
I was just saying...I dont care about that, in a man.

 

[exchemist]

I have only seen balls up close and personal once and I have no idea how people shave those; and I thought labias/vulva were hard to work around without pain.

I suspect the trick may be to take a cold shower, which would tighten them up into a firm ball, and then shave quickly before they warm up and start to sag again. But I've never been remotely tempted to try this sort of thing - and none of the women in my sexual life shaved their genitals either. It seems to be a recent fad - something to do with dental floss bikinis, perhaps?

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

I suspect the trick may be to take a cold shower, which would tighten them up into a firm ball, and then shave quickly before they warm up and start to sag again

While it sounds logical on paper, I'd rather just feel the pain of shaving. I like my showers and baths warm. And trying to manually control the size of my balls, just seems too different for me.

 

[exchemist]

While it sounds logical on paper, I'd rather just feel the pain of shaving. I like my showers and baths warm. And trying to manually control the size of my balls, just seems too different for me.

I was just thinking of James Joyce's reference to swimming, in Ireland, in the "snot-green sea, the scrotum-tightening sea". So it struck me as a practical idea, to avoid snagging your balls on a razor blade.