Should Hugging Be Banned?

[The Neo Nerd]

I believe that banning hugging is the right thing to do.

It seems to cause many problems and contributes to the decay of society.

If banned , things would improve for sure.

No jealousy, filth ridden hugging clubs, immorality, snuggling and worship of friendliness.

Punishments for offenders should be 20 tickles of the feather for the first offence.

I'm going after kissing, holding hands and snuggling on the couch watching DVDs next.

As a matter of fact i'm proposing that there should be a minimum of 1 metre (that's roughly 3 feet) purity zone around all individuals, with harsh punishments for the first offense and death for the second.

Is this the way forward?

 

[Father Heathen]

We need to teach kids to abstain from hugging until marriage, to keep them pure and innocent. They need to be protected from the filthy corruption that is friendly affection. This is evident by the spiritual damage done to hug worshipers.

 

[Sunstone]

Hugging transmits germs.

 

[Circle_One]

Hugging transmits germs.

AND funny feelings in the pants of the huggers!

DOWN WITH HUGGING!!

 

[ChristineES]

If you hug someone too hard, they might suffocate.

 

[Trey of Diamonds]

Satan is a hugger.

 

[fallingblood]

I'm pro hugging. I think hugging should be mandatory. I propose that if someone is found not hugging, they should be hit with a metal pipe. Let's spread the germs.

 

[Draka]

Well, you know that it is the gateway action to full on sinful adultery. I mean really, first it's a friendly hug, then next the embrace lasts a little longer, and the next thing you know hands are wandering, lips are are meeting, and two stripped naked bodies are tumbling over writhing around and sinning all over the place. Yes, hugging should be banned...it most obviously leads to sex sex sex.

 

[Sunstone]

If you hug someone too hard, they might suffocate.

The risk is unacceptable.

 

[dust1n]

20 tickles of the feather? I say, 20 pinches of the arms and outer thighs. You can't be soft on criminals.

 

[dyanaprajna2011]

Yes, hugging should be banned completely. It leads to too many problems. Oh sure, there is a small chance that you can come away from a hug with no to minimal repercussions, but, like another poster has said, the risk is just too great. Hugging, ultimately, will lead to the downfall of civilization, no ifs, ands, or buts about it. Especially no buts.

 

[Quiddity]

Not only do I support hugging, I plan on pushing a "hug your enemy" day for all.

 

[Draka]

Not only do I support hugging, I plan on pushing a "hug your enemy" day for all.

Absolutely vile! Do you not realize the sheer amount of extra-marital and teen sex you are promoting here? And can you even imagine all the poor babies born to bitter enemies that will, no doubt, be subject to the emotional abuse that watching their parents rip at each other will do to them? Have you no decency man? :cover::faint:

 

[Quiddity]

Absolutely vile! Do you not realize the sheer amount of extra-marital and teen sex you are promoting here? And can you even imagine all the poor babies born to bitter enemies that will, no doubt, be subject to the emotional abuse that watching their parents rip at each other will do to them? Have you no decency man? :cover::faint:

I pondered over that, but then remembered that's exactly the type of home I came from. And I came out normalish...:run:

 

[Alex_G]

excessive huggers really do suck. Never do the people who dont actually want to hug manage to get it their way... Its an injustice!

 

[fallingblood]

Absolutely vile! Do you not realize the sheer amount of extra-marital and teen sex you are promoting here? And can you even imagine all the poor babies born to bitter enemies that will, no doubt, be subject to the emotional abuse that watching their parents rip at each other will do to them? Have you no decency man? :cover::faint:

I support that completely. As long as I am allowed to first create an army to recruit these individuals, and their many many children.

 

[Draka]

It's immoral I tell you! It's the gateway affection!

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

Is this the way forward?

You sound very uptight and angry. I think you need a hug.

 

[Iti oj]

i would die before i stopped giving hugs.

 

[waitasec]

and who's going to pay for hugging rehab...tax payers?!?!


i say hug at your own risk