Should I buy a demon from a spiritualist online?

[JustGeorge]

Dont buy trouble if you
can rent it

Maybe someone needs to start up a demon rental service?

 

[Secret Chief]

Where?

Behind you. The one that says Do Not Cross.

 

[Secret Chief]

Is that a nose?

It can be used for that too.

 

[JustGeorge]

Behind you. The one that says Do Not Cross.

Oh, that old thing?

I must run over that at least 20 times a day...

 

[Jayhawker Soule]

There is a woman online who is selling demons, and I wonder if I should buy one. I personally think it's worth it, but if my family or anyone caught me spending 500 dollars on a demon companion I would be put into a mental asylum. How would I ever explain this?

It occurs to me that many people have spent more that $500 to learn some useful lessons.

 

[Secret Chief]

Oh, that old thing?

I must run over that at least 20 times a day...

Yeah it's just about worn off.

 

[CharmingOwl]

I would also strongly suggest that you keep your money.

Just out of curiosity, how does this woman explain how she "catch"/"create" demons? Couldn't you just make your own?

Also, what does one look like, do you have an image?

She says that she goes to hell and attaches a demon to an object that is in the world like a jewel or pendant. She then says that she also does vetting to see if the demon has good intentions towards humanity. There are also protection rituals as well because a person doing this would be open to attack.

 

[Brickjectivity]

She says that she goes to hell and attaches a demon to an object that is in the world like a jewel or pendant. She then says that she also does vetting to see if the demon has good intentions towards humanity. There are also protection rituals as well because a person doing this would be open to attack.

She may have gotten this idea from reading Constantine graphic novels. Constantine does similar things in the graphic novels.

I think you owe it to yourself to deal with people who aren't going to charge money to bring you into contact with demons. I cannot see any reason why there would be money involved. Why not try visiting hell yourself using the instructions of Ignatius de Loyola? Free.

 

[Erebus]

I don't believe you can "own" a demon any more than you can own a hurricane. I also agree with other posters here that the idea of raffling off demons on the internet sounds more than a little like a scam.

Also, if you want a spirit to do something for you, why do you feel it would be better to try to subjugate it rather than simply ask?

 

[Kenny]

There is a woman online who is selling demons, and I wonder if I should buy one. I personally think it's worth it, but if my family or anyone caught me spending 500 dollars on a demon companion I would be put into a mental asylum. How would I ever explain this? This sounds like the plot of an anime.

They are giving away demons on Discord raffles so maybe I should just keep entering in those. Everyone I talk to about it says that it's completely nuts and I should not buy a demon.

Only if you buy the Brooklyn Bridge from me. They work in conjunction - and the buying the bridge comes before anything else if it is going to work.

 

[Subduction Zone]

Only if you buy the Brooklyn Bridge from me. They work in conjunction - and the buying the bridge comes before anything else if it is going to work.

Not fair! Bridges are expensive to buy and very expensive to maintain. If one bought it without sufficient cash reserves the cost of maintaining it could drive one into bankruptcy before they netted a profit from tolls.

Meanwhile for a very short time I am willing to sell Demons wholesale. Guaranteed to perform just as well as any other demons on the market.

 

[John53]

Not fair! Bridges are expensive to buy and very expensive to maintain. If one bought it without sufficient cash reserves the cost of maintaining it could drive one into bankruptcy before they netted a profit from tolls.

Meanwhile for a very short time I am willing to sell Demons wholesale. Guaranteed to perform just as well as any other demons on the market.

I've given up on my plan to sell demons because I lack the necessary skills. I can't bring myself to rip off gullible people.

 

[Subduction Zone]

I've given up on my plan to sell demons because I lack the necessary skills. I can't bring myself to rip off gullible people.

I will tell you how I feel once I succeed. For some reason even gullible people do not tend to believe me. I wonder what I am doing wrong.

 

[ChristineM]

I will tell you how I feel once I succeed. For some reason even gullible people do not tend to believe me. I wonder what I am doing wrong.

You don't know the right sort of gullible people.


And, did you know the word gullible is not in any dictionary?

 

[Subduction Zone]

You don't know the right sort of gullible people.


And, did you know the word gullible is not in any dictionary?

Liar I checked twice!!

 

[John53]

And, did you know the word gullible is not in any dictionary?

You are evil!

 

[Riders]

There is a woman online who is selling demons, and I wonder if I should buy one. I personally think it's worth it, but if my family or anyone caught me spending 500 dollars on a demon companion I would be put into a mental asylum. How would I ever explain this? This sounds like the plot of an anime.

They are giving away demons on Discord raffles so maybe I should just keep entering in those. Everyone I talk to about it says that it's completely nuts and I should not buy a demon.

It´ś a scam.

 

[Aštra’el]

Demons are not something that are “bought” and “sold” by humans.

 

[Subduction Zone]

It´ś a scam.

No, it is not. Which makes my half price demons such a good deal.

 

[Twilight Hue]

Here's something to keep in mind:

You cannot own a demon

And they will try their very hardest to own you

There is nothing funny about them

Those are called Demoncrats.