LIttleNipper
I've got it -
I
demand that my religion (I'll call it "Tristianity" - named after the guy that founded it - Tristan) be taught in science classes throughout the land. As a starting point, Tristianity holds that:
- The world was created by Tristan
- It took him twenty minutes to create it
- He deemed that mankind would be the "top dog" (pardon the insult) on the planet
- No one could question the authenticity of these immutable facts
- No one could question that Tristan is all powerful, and all-loving
- If you disagree with this doctrine, you will spend eternity in a porta-potty upon your death
As a side note, Q, pah, Mr. Sprinkles, and The Voice of Reason were dubbed "apostles" just before Tristan's untimely demise. All tithes should be directed toward them, and anything they say or write is to be considered the divinely inspired word of Tristan - they speak for him, and all of their writings are to be taken literally (unless they decide to reverse themselves at a later time).
I submit that this great nation (America) was founded on the teachings of Tristan (ask any of the four apostles - we'll whip up an appropriate quote), and therefore any of our teachings must be politically correct (even if we disagree with each other on a given subject).
My question is:
How many of you Christians will back me up on this? I'm willing to put your version of creationism in science class, if you'll put ours in there with it. I'll take my chances that a kid of average intelligence can pick out the bull**** from what is based on rational thought.
PS - LittleNipper - your use of the word undermind twice in this thread is one of my favorite all time malaprops - truly a Freudian slip.