Andal
resident hypnotist
Sorry I wish I had better news. But the truth is "strait [is] the gate, and narrow [is] the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it."
"broad [is] the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat: "
well i have much better news for you. you'll continue to reincarnate life after life reaping the fruits of your actions until you become dissatisfied with material existence and take up proper dharma thus reunited with Lord Krishna for eternity.
see two can play at this game