Snide remarks

[A Vestigial Mote]

I have been accused of being pretty good with a comeback. My general reply is "What? It's hard to understand you with all the noise from your Mom sucking my dick!" and go from there.

Isn't it sometimes pretty obvious that their mother is nowhere near your dick though? Kidding, of course...

How about "It's a good thing you look more like your mother. I was afraid for her sake that you'd come out looking more like me."

 

[Revoltingest]

Isn't it sometimes pretty obvious that their mother is nowhere near your dick though? Kidding, of course...

How about "It's a good thing you look more like your mother. I was afraid for her sake that you'd come out looking more like me."

Or.....
I'm hurt by your insult.
After all, I recently defended you.
Someone said that you **** dead dogs.
But I said "No...I saw one of them move!".

 

[Nakosis]

Working in retail my learned response is "have a nice day." Seems to **** people off lol

Actually I've done this too. Throws them off, they don't know how to respond. Then an aggravated look come across their face and they quickly walk off.

 

[SomeRandom]

Actually I've done this too. Throws them off, they don't know how to respond. Then an aggravated look come across their face and they quickly walk off.

Hehehe Tis so much fun messing with rude people

 

[Revoltingest]

Actually I've done this too. Throws them off, they don't know how to respond. Then an aggravated look come across their face and they quickly walk off.

If someone dislikes my driving, & gives me a middle finger enhanced dirty look,
I'll sometimes just wave & smile (as though I'm meeting a friend). Mean, eh?

 

[Electra]

You must want to stand out in some way as most of the people I see try not to make eye contact.

Being on a reality TV show would do that. (And i am a babe)
Lol did you just ..
Snide comment me?

 

[Tmac]

Being on a reality TV show would do that. (And i am a babe)
Lol did you just ..
Snide comment me?

I don't think I have the personality to be snide and if you are a "babe" then you have to know it comes with the territory.
PS You are a little bit of a tease as well.

 

[Electra]

I don't think I have the personality to be snide and if you are a "babe" then you have to know it comes with the territory.
PS You are a little bit of a tease as well.

assumptions, 'you must' = snide.

Yep, it has taken me years of 'downplaying, guilt & shame' to accept the role of a babe (hahahahaha )

P.S Yes, yes I am.

 

[Tmac]

assumptions, 'you must' = snide.

Yep, it has taken me years of 'downplaying, guilt & shame' to accept the role of a babe (hahahahaha )

P.S Yes, yes I am.

Well then, I'll be snide once more, you have to know that teasing comes with a territory as well.

There is no role for a babe(female/male), they do what they want to do.

Do you know what a sting is?