There must have been some studies about this.
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So Apparently Dogs Are Dumber Than Cats.
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Of course. When let outside, dogs always come back. They don't get how they have an opportunity to be free.
Cats understand this instinctively. Plus, dogs drool.
Cats understand this instinctively. Plus, dogs drool.
You can't take the 'Rule' out of the drool, so dogs rule.
Cats are the most intelligent of all creatures.
Consider:
- We fete cats with toys (no, not those kind, Mystic), treats, affection, lodging, & more.
We expect nothing in return, except for mousing (which is their sport).
- Dogs get the same, but we expect them to protect us, herd sheep, guide the blind, sniff out bombs, & chase down bad guys.
The difference: Dogs serve us.
We serve cats...& they trick us into liking it.
Consider:
- We fete cats with toys (no, not those kind, Mystic), treats, affection, lodging, & more.
We expect nothing in return, except for mousing (which is their sport).
- Dogs get the same, but we expect them to protect us, herd sheep, guide the blind, sniff out bombs, & chase down bad guys.
The difference: Dogs serve us.
We serve cats...& they trick us into liking it.
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You are deluded. You are comparing the most servile dogs to the most spoiled cats. Your comparison is unequal and therefore a false representation. In a fair competition I say it is the dogs who have fooled humanity the most deeply.Revoltingest said:
Secret Chief
Degrow!
This isn't news is it.
You throw a stick a dog brings it back.
You throw a stick and a cat gives you a look that says "Don't look at me, you threw it, you want it back - YOU fetch it."
You throw a stick a dog brings it back.
You throw a stick and a cat gives you a look that says "Don't look at me, you threw it, you want it back - YOU fetch it."
Yeah right. They chase their own tails. They forget everything they're thinking about when you put a ball up to throw, put a bowl of dog food out, or a squirrel runs by. They eat their own vomit. They'll eat other creatures vomit. They'll eat their own poop. My dog has an affinity to eat duck poop when I take him for his walks by the lake.
He also runs away from his own farts, not knowing what that noise was.
Dogs don't fool anybody. They're innocently loyal, which feeds our needy egos to always be accepted no matter what we do. Kick a dog, he'll still come to you. Kick a cat, your bed will be peed on and your curtains will be shredded.
Cats FTW.
I have noticed that when you call a dog, he comes running. If you call a cat, he will turn around, look at you and (seem to) say "Yeah? What?"
With mice. It's pointless to do it with humans.
I love my dog, y'all. But he's not as bright as the cats who have allowed me to be in their presence.
Have you ever seen 8 cats hitched to a sled? They're too smart for that. They leave that to dogs. :biglaugh:
Isn't that just called stalking?
I think you'd have a lot of dogs demanding you take that back. Beggin' Strips are most definitely NOT pointless.
I wouldn't say the average family dog necessarily comes off as bright. But then again, tbh, neither really do cats. I mean, at least you can train a dog to lead a blind person and grab a beer from a fridge. Cats will mouse, sure, but that's just innate sadism.
To the mouse, it is. The cat sees it as playtime. They'll even show the trophy when they win.
I think you'd have a lot of dogs demanding you take that back. Beggin' Strips are most definitely NOT pointless.
Hang on. Let me say what I said to my dog....
He's staring at me with his tail wagging and his ears up. I only have to say it nicely. He probably thinks I'm leading up to taking him out for a walk. Not being real about his level of intelligence compared to cats.
I can also train a vine up a trellis. Doesn't make it smarter than a cat.
If you watched them it means they successfully hypnotized you.MysticSangha said:
No. When you put up a ball to throw, it is the dogs way of releasing you from hypnosis momentarily. Check your watch, and you'll see that time has passed by unaccounted for.
People naturally fear what they don't understand.
He knows.
A dog can nullify kicks through dog meditation.
Yes, because a cat has no other recourse but violence.
Kilgore Trout
Misanthropic Humanist
I'm not sure. However, it is quite clear that dog people are more intelligent than cat people.
You're only just now noticing that?
Secret Chief
Degrow!
Let's not fight like....er cats and dogs...
Here is an actual unretouched photo of our Lucifer (Lucy) Stinknagel....
She is intelligence personified.....or rather "catified".
And here is a photo of 3 typical dogs....
I'd say they're dumber than stumps, but that would be unfair to stumps.
She is intelligence personified.....or rather "catified".
And here is a photo of 3 typical dogs....
I'd say they're dumber than stumps, but that would be unfair to stumps.