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So if I married Buttercup...
- Thread starter Wirey
- Start date
Kilgore Trout
Misanthropic Humanist
Just make sure you send me a video of the wedding night sex. I've always been fascinated with the mating habits of wild animals.
I'm bringing the popcorn for the video night.
Buttercup
Veteran Member
Sorry, pay-per-view. But, there will be plenty of prehensile penis footage, believe me.
Buttercup
Veteran Member
What? We want you THERE for the consummation !! Bring your standard bondage gear, sweet cheeks. :flirt:
Gives me an idea. Lets threaten to post the video on the internet if we dont get 1 billion dollars. Easy money
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I expect standard compensation, then. Which can be negotiated through currency or...favors...as options. :yes:
Buttercup
Veteran Member
I'm flattered you think we're that HOT. :flirt::flirt::flirt:Gives me an idea. Lets threaten to post the video on the internet if we dont get 1 billion dollars. Easy money
What's the going weekly rate for PAG?
Oh, and you do have a wardrobe allowance! White transparent panties only, please.
*this thread could go down very quickly, if you get my double entendre.*
Kilgore Trout
Misanthropic Humanist
Don't be fooled. I ended up picking up her dry cleaning and cleaning her gutters for months.
You're getting married every week?
How about transparent crotchless?
Oh, darlin....I'm all down for that. It's one of the things I do best.
Thanks for the advice, but I have a leg up on you when it comes to negotiating.
Wirey
Fartist
Damn right!
Wirey
Fartist
We'll bring the butter......cup.
Ohhh, you missunderstand. I meant threaten the world. Govenments would do our bidding rather then let a video of Wirey naked on the internet.
Buttercup
Veteran Member
I've changed my mind. I think Mr. and Mrs B-Cup sounds more catchy, don't you darling?
Well, yeahhhhh! Wirey is so fickle with his pickle that if we don't renew our vows every week I just know he's run off with other taudry sorts like Awkward_Fingers!You're getting married every week?
:drool:
Hey, that's a great idea. We need to talk about splitting percentages.Ohhh, you missunderstand. I meant threaten the world. Govenments would do our bidding rather then let a video of Wirey naked on the internet.
Would the children inherit their post counts & frubies?
Would the children be home schooled or institutionalized?
Would the children be home schooled or institutionalized?
Buttercup
Veteran Member
These are good points to think about. I think we need a pre-nup. Wirey should stay home and school the kids.
I was already thinking this thread should be censored.
We are naughty children.