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So if I married Buttercup...

lewisnotmiller

Grand Hat
Staff member
Premium Member
Hey guys, just dropping in to remind you all, the Jokes forum is really reserved for Jokes. Based on my quick skim, this just doesn't seem particularly funny. Granted, the words 'prehensile penis footage' kinda burned themselves into my brain, and given that it's Wirey we're talking about, I'm voting for a new Horror forum for this to go into.

Either that, or we stick it in Evolution vs Creationism. We might be able to answer a few questions here, although I think it's hard to know which way things are gonna go.

Whilst prehensile penis' seem to support evolution, Wirey's ability to hookup an RF poster who doesn't seem to be a spambot is nothing short of a miracle.
 

Buttercup

Veteran Member
Hey guys, just dropping in to remind you all, the Jokes forum is really reserved for Jokes. Based on my quick skim, this just doesn't seem particularly funny. Granted, the words 'prehensile penis footage' kinda burned themselves into my brain, and given that it's Wirey we're talking about, I'm voting for a new Horror forum for this to go into.

Either that, or we stick it in Evolution vs Creationism. We might be able to answer a few questions here, although I think it's hard to know which way things are gonna go.

Whilst prehensile penis' seem to support evolution, Wirey's ability to hookup an RF poster who doesn't seem to be a spambot is nothing short of a miracle.

I agree. The words Wirey + Prehensile = the missing link. You are brilliant! Evolution vs Creationism it is!

PS. We're still hiring extras for Consummation Night. Do you have a Roman Guard costume, by chance?
 

lewisnotmiller

Grand Hat
Staff member
Premium Member
I agree. The words Wirey + Prehensile = the missing link. You are brilliant! Evolution vs Creationism it is!

PS. We're still hiring extras for Consummation Night. Do you have a Roman Guard costume, by chance?

Hiring? Phhht...no way I'm gonna believe Wirey actually pays up.
I'll just tag along for free, long as I get to bring 99 fellow roman legionairres, and we can form a turtle if Wirey get's too close with his prehensile pickle.

tort2.jpg
 

Buttercup

Veteran Member
Hiring? Phhht...no way I'm gonna believe Wirey actually pays up.
I'll just tag along for free, long as I get to bring 99 fellow roman legionairres, and we can form a turtle if Wirey get's too close with his prehensile pickle.

tort2.jpg
* 99 legionnaires on the wall, 99 legionnaires. Take one down, pass him around, 98 legionnaires on the wall!*

I'll consider your request. Please show up to the audition wearing this and we'll discuss.

 

lewisnotmiller

Grand Hat
Staff member
Premium Member
* 99 legionnaires on the wall, 99 legionnaires. Take one down, pass him around, 98 legionnaires on the wall!*

I'll consider your request. Please show up to the audition wearing this and we'll discuss.


His gladius (sword) doesn't look authentic. It's the wrong shape (quite seriously!) You wouldn't want me showing up with a fake gladius, would ya? Ahem...
 
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