oldbadger
Skanky Old Mongrel!
.... not old enuf? We're still in the spring-chicken brigade!
Why, only yesterday Mrs B told me that I remind her of our neighbour's errant 12 year old!
...sniff........
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So just after I got back from my Dad's funeral....
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Why, only yesterday Mrs B told me that I remind her of our neighbour's errant 12 year old!
...sniff........
PM me if you need to. I give good ear.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Good! 'Cause I ain't got none for ya anyways!
I hope things work out for you.
Hope things turn out OK man.
From what I could see you had a note from your doctor saying that was supposed to happen.
hmmm... well, I never lose a woman. Never have and never will. Even when I was a little kid, like 7, 8, 9 years old, I understood the value of women and their own sense of person and how we could love each other. I used to have girls out of the ying yang, but mostly I was into Divines with my head in the clouds of mystic madness which, oddly, made many girls try to get my attention ever more as if the more you "ignore them" the more they chase you or something.
When I found my Hindu wife, I knew that we would never be parted, because I never lose a woman because you need to also live in their world, not go around focused on your stupid grudges with society or whatever, you need to zoom through her eyes as the door and find her world which is very real and also for whatever reason the Goddess is there, but the Goddess is your Mother but the girl with the eyes is your Angel that makes things a "hell" of a lot of fun. Some idiots call it hell. But they don't know fun if it hit them in the back of the head bare metal. So unless you are going to give up and be part of her world, don't even go there. You cannot even have fun there either, the real "toys" are powerful transporters and not a stuffed doll.
When I was in my teens and twenties, I had my Hindu friends. And I was surrounded by Hindu girls (not from India, but some too) and it was totally bliss. They were and are super.
But there are "best practices". In one way, if I were a Royal, it just might work out to have like four wives, some can handle it. But I only need one, what a champ she is actually.
For some, it is not a question of losing a gal. It is a question of avoiding them, too many. So on the platonic level, though, I prefer lots of gals around me.
And indeed, the Devas granted my wish with a wink from Mother Devi. I am surrounded by them. And I can tell you, bliss for a Hindu like me is to be surrounded by women, not men. It is really fun.
When I found my Hindu wife, I knew that we would never be parted, because I never lose a woman because you need to also live in their world, not go around focused on your stupid grudges with society or whatever, you need to zoom through her eyes as the door and find her world which is very real and also for whatever reason the Goddess is there, but the Goddess is your Mother but the girl with the eyes is your Angel that makes things a "hell" of a lot of fun. Some idiots call it hell. But they don't know fun if it hit them in the back of the head bare metal. So unless you are going to give up and be part of her world, don't even go there. You cannot even have fun there either, the real "toys" are powerful transporters and not a stuffed doll.
When I was in my teens and twenties, I had my Hindu friends. And I was surrounded by Hindu girls (not from India, but some too) and it was totally bliss. They were and are super.
But there are "best practices". In one way, if I were a Royal, it just might work out to have like four wives, some can handle it. But I only need one, what a champ she is actually.
For some, it is not a question of losing a gal. It is a question of avoiding them, too many. So on the platonic level, though, I prefer lots of gals around me.
And indeed, the Devas granted my wish with a wink from Mother Devi. I am surrounded by them. And I can tell you, bliss for a Hindu like me is to be surrounded by women, not men. It is really fun.
Servant_of_the_One1
Well-Known Member
So sorry for your loss
Did u try dating on the internet?
It worked fine for me!
Keep the spirit. There is still a woman out there waiting for u.
Did u try dating on the internet?
It worked fine for me!
Keep the spirit. There is still a woman out there waiting for u.
Ooooh you've got to tell me what happened there.
Wirey's brain tumor caused a personality change....for the worse.
He was boorish to friends & family.
I never experienced it personally.
He's lucky to be pretty well recovered & alive.
I'm not sure what's worse. That I read that and the first thing to enter my mind was "that sounds kinda painful" or the why-boner that immediately followed.
Well that isn't remotely what I was hoping for. "Charlie Sheen" episode makes me think of someone with more drugs in their system than thought medically possible while going around naked & screaming "Tiger blood" and "winning".
Rumor has it that he partied with Charlie.
Wirey
Fartist
I actually just found out that I wish I was Charlie. Apparently there was a lady, who had to spend some money because of me, and who contacted my wife about it, looking for a refund. Straw, meet camel's back.
Dang! Reminds me of that Chinese curse about living in interesting times.
(There's also one about one's daughter marrying a waiguo ren or a yang guizi.)
Dude!
You so need to sell movie rights. First maybe have your daughter write up a synopsis. Call it "This is my dad and now I'm a lesbian" as a working title.
And yes, I do want a cut of the gross.
Tom
lovemuffin
τὸν ἄρτον τοῦ ἔρωτος
In Wirey's Great Adventure, it's all gross.
Charlie Sheen could play Wirey!
Good choice, but he's now too old to play Wirey.
Other possibilities....
Jack Black
Chris Pratt
Jar Jar Binks