So... men... beat this!

[dantech]

I'm so tough, I just look at the TV and it turns on to my favorite show, regardless of if it's playing or not.

 

[samosasauce]

I'm so manly that I'm not even a guy, but I always want to be a gentleman

 

[Call_of_the_Wild]

I am so amazing that when I look in the mirror, I am not looking at my reflection....my reflection is looking at me...

 

[Call_of_the_Wild]

I'm so tough I once went back and reread all of Call_of_the_wild's posts in a long thread.

Nothing wrong with increasing one's knowledge..

 

[Call_of_the_Wild]

I'm so tough that I wrote all of Call_of_the_wild's posts!

Sorry people...but it looks like we have a winner right here :yes:

 

[Brickjectivity]

Sorry people...but it looks like we have a winner right here :yes:

I agree, because I am responsible for all of Revoltingest's posts.

 

[Revoltingest]

Well, now we know where to send the twinky wagon.

Anyway, I'm so tough I can sport this hair style without getting bullied....

 

[Kerr]

I am so tough I once accidently stepped on a centipede and it ran away screaming.

 

[Call_of_the_Wild]

I'm so manly that I'm not even a guy, but I always want to be a gentleman

Lesbian stud?

 

[dantech]

Lesbian stud?

I'm so manly I'm practically a gay couple...

 

[Majikthise]

I'm so hip i have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I can barely hear over all of the "hip hooray" noises that surround me constantly.

 

[Revoltingest]

I can barely hear & I can barely see.
So I must be really tough!

 

[Call_of_the_Wild]

I've had such an incredible life that the things that I forget is more fasinating than the things most people remember

 

[dantech]

I've had such an incredible life that the things that I forget is more fasinating than the things most people remember

I'm so fantastic, they based the characters of The Fantastic4 on me. All of them.

 

[Revoltingest]

You're an "invisible girl"?

 

[Wirey]

I'm so tough my long johns are made from steel wool and held on with roofing nails.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm so tough that I won a staring contest with the other side's lawyer during a deposition.
And he loudly complained about being intimidated. (It's in the transcript.)

I just had to bring this up again cuz it was so delicious.
Do tough guys say "delicious" about non-steak things?

 

[Call_of_the_Wild]

Do tough guys say "delicious" about non-steak things?

:no:

....

 

[Kerr]

I am so tough that when a samuraj nazi ninja tried to kick my head off last weak, it was his leg that flew off after the impact.

(Dont know why those guys try so hard to kill me... they only hurt themselves.)