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jewscout
Religious Zionist
more Futurama:
Morbo: Morbo wishes these storward nomads [turtles] peace among the Dutch tulips!
Linda: I'm sure those windmills will keep them cool.
Morbo (shouting at Linda): Windmills do not work that way! (turns to camera) Goodnight!
Morbo: Morbo can't understand his teleprompter. He forgot how you say that letter that looks like a man with a hat.
Linda: It's a "T". It goes "Tuh."
Morbo: Hello, little man. I will destroy you!
Supplicant: "Please, Don-Bot... look into your hard drive and open your mercy file!"
Don-Bot: "File not found."
Bender: "You know, I was God once."
God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."
Morbo: "So...humans have easily injured knees. My race will find this information very useful indeed. Mwahwahahahaha!"
Morbo: Morbo wishes these storward nomads [turtles] peace among the Dutch tulips!
Linda: I'm sure those windmills will keep them cool.
Morbo (shouting at Linda): Windmills do not work that way! (turns to camera) Goodnight!
Morbo: Morbo can't understand his teleprompter. He forgot how you say that letter that looks like a man with a hat.
Linda: It's a "T". It goes "Tuh."
Morbo: Hello, little man. I will destroy you!
Supplicant: "Please, Don-Bot... look into your hard drive and open your mercy file!"
Don-Bot: "File not found."
Bender: "You know, I was God once."
God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."
Morbo: "So...humans have easily injured knees. My race will find this information very useful indeed. Mwahwahahahaha!"
jewscout
Religious Zionist
Most excellent futurama quote ever!
God: "Bender, being God isn't easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you. And if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch, like a safecracker or a pickpocket."
Bender: "Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money!"
God: "Yes, if you make it look like an electrical thing. When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all."
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God: "Bender, being God isn't easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you. And if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch, like a safecracker or a pickpocket."
Bender: "Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money!"
God: "Yes, if you make it look like an electrical thing. When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all."
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jewscout
Religious Zionist
Sealab 2021:
Capt. Murphy - "I dub thee Sir Phobos; Knight of Mars, Beater of ***."
Capt. Murphy - "Walk it off Sir Demos! I'm sending you on a quest!"
Stormy - "Y-you'd take a unit like me?"
Marko - "No prejudice on Mars! Also in the Charter!"
Capt. Murphy - "Your quest...is to find Quinn's ***...and beat it!"
Capt. Murphy - "Sparks! Can I..marry people?"
Sparks is sad and speechless cuz all of his fingers are broken.
Capt. Murphy"Okay then...[looks at Quinn and Debbie] In the name of the Sacred Red Planet, you two are married! Noooooooow couple!"
Capt. Murphy - "I dub thee Sir Phobos; Knight of Mars, Beater of ***."
Capt. Murphy - "Walk it off Sir Demos! I'm sending you on a quest!"
Stormy - "Y-you'd take a unit like me?"
Marko - "No prejudice on Mars! Also in the Charter!"
Capt. Murphy - "Your quest...is to find Quinn's ***...and beat it!"
Capt. Murphy - "Sparks! Can I..marry people?"
Sparks is sad and speechless cuz all of his fingers are broken.
Capt. Murphy"Okay then...[looks at Quinn and Debbie] In the name of the Sacred Red Planet, you two are married! Noooooooow couple!"
HelpMe
·´sociopathic meanderer`·
jewscout
Religious Zionist
Sealab 2021:
"Alvis will smoke those *****es." - Stormy Waters
"Quoth Alvis, "Vengeance shall be mine." Then he shot that guy right in the freakin' face." - Captain Murphy
Virjay: (sarcastic) What do I know? My religion is only five thousand years old.
Captain Murphy: Ha! Five thousand years... uh... of stupid!
Quinn: They could have infectious diseases.
Murphy: I'm about to infect you with the back of my hand!
Quinn: But
Murphy: BACK OF THE HAND!!
Murphy: "D-cups, full of JUSTICE!"
"Alvis will smoke those *****es." - Stormy Waters
"Quoth Alvis, "Vengeance shall be mine." Then he shot that guy right in the freakin' face." - Captain Murphy
Virjay: (sarcastic) What do I know? My religion is only five thousand years old.
Captain Murphy: Ha! Five thousand years... uh... of stupid!
Quinn: They could have infectious diseases.
Murphy: I'm about to infect you with the back of my hand!
Quinn: But
Murphy: BACK OF THE HAND!!
Murphy: "D-cups, full of JUSTICE!"
HelpMe
·´sociopathic meanderer`·
jewscout
Religious Zionist
More Sealab 2021:
Murphy: Was it you?
Debbie: Uh-uh, I know you're not looking at me.
Hesh: You tell him, sister!
Debbie: I'm not your sister, dumbass!
Murphy: Now you people find my oven or die trying, you hear me Stormy, Die!
Quinn begging with Murphy: "But it's a suicide mission!?!?"
Murphy: "Uh, yeah, take Stormy with you."
Murphy: Was it you?
Debbie: Uh-uh, I know you're not looking at me.
Hesh: You tell him, sister!
Debbie: I'm not your sister, dumbass!
Murphy: Now you people find my oven or die trying, you hear me Stormy, Die!
Quinn begging with Murphy: "But it's a suicide mission!?!?"
Murphy: "Uh, yeah, take Stormy with you."
jewscout
Religious Zionist
movie quotes:
Airplane -
Dr. Rumack:Captain, how soon can you land?Capt. Clarence Oveur:I can't tell.Dr. Rumack:You can tell me, I'm a doctor.Capt. Clarence Oveur:No, I mean, I'm just not sure.Dr. Rumack:Well, can't you take a guess?Capt. Clarence Oveur:Well, not for another two hours.Dr. Rumack:You can't take a guess "for another two hours"?
Elaine: You got a telegram from headquarters today.
Striker: Headquarters--what is it?
Elaine: Well, it's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important right now.
Elaine: Would you like something to read?
Passanger: Do you have anything light?
Elaine: Umm, how 'bout this leaflet: "Famous Jewish Sports Legends"?
Airplane -
Dr. Rumack:Captain, how soon can you land?Capt. Clarence Oveur:I can't tell.Dr. Rumack:You can tell me, I'm a doctor.Capt. Clarence Oveur:No, I mean, I'm just not sure.Dr. Rumack:Well, can't you take a guess?Capt. Clarence Oveur:Well, not for another two hours.Dr. Rumack:You can't take a guess "for another two hours"?
Elaine: You got a telegram from headquarters today.
Striker: Headquarters--what is it?
Elaine: Well, it's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important right now.
Elaine: Would you like something to read?
Passanger: Do you have anything light?
Elaine: Umm, how 'bout this leaflet: "Famous Jewish Sports Legends"?
jewscout
Religious Zionist
It's been a while....
Sealab 2021 -
"Do you want the moustache on or off..............too bad?" -- Capt. Murphy to Buckethead-Wendy
Marco- "hey ya know, you throw a pretty good punch captain."
Capt. Murphy- "Well there were a lot of bullies in my neighborhood when I was a kid."
Marco- "Your dad got you boxing lessons?"
Capt. Murphy- "No, nah, I just got beat up a lot so now, when I get the chance, I like to sucker punch people"
Murphy - "You know how people rescue greyhounds from the track?"
Marco - "Those aren't greyhounds!"
Murphy - "I don't like greyhounds, too pointy. So I rescued some fighting dogs from Guatemala. Tough ******** too. Real killers."
Sparks: "Why! Why does all the crap we consume have to be tested on animals first? A rabbit doesn't need lipstick! A Rabbit doesn't use hair spray! A monkey doesn't need pills to get revved up for hot, monkey sex! It's people man, we're miserable!"
Sealab 2021 -
"Do you want the moustache on or off..............too bad?" -- Capt. Murphy to Buckethead-Wendy
Marco- "hey ya know, you throw a pretty good punch captain."
Capt. Murphy- "Well there were a lot of bullies in my neighborhood when I was a kid."
Marco- "Your dad got you boxing lessons?"
Capt. Murphy- "No, nah, I just got beat up a lot so now, when I get the chance, I like to sucker punch people"
Murphy - "You know how people rescue greyhounds from the track?"
Marco - "Those aren't greyhounds!"
Murphy - "I don't like greyhounds, too pointy. So I rescued some fighting dogs from Guatemala. Tough ******** too. Real killers."
Sparks: "Why! Why does all the crap we consume have to be tested on animals first? A rabbit doesn't need lipstick! A Rabbit doesn't use hair spray! A monkey doesn't need pills to get revved up for hot, monkey sex! It's people man, we're miserable!"
jewscout
Religious Zionist
That's right....more sealab 2021!
Debbie - "They're so cute! I could just eat them up with a spoon!"
Murphy - "Yeah cuz they taste like candy."
Marco: "Like ferrets, I hate ferrets!"
Murphy: "Good luck finding a candy flavored ferret."
Murphy (to dolphin boy): Yeah, go ahead and run! Like the little fat kid you are! Like the little running away fat kid you are! Like a ham trying to run away from Christmas!
"Call to order now. Do it. The power of Debbie's breasts compels you!" -- Debbie Does Wild announcer
Debbie - "They're so cute! I could just eat them up with a spoon!"
Murphy - "Yeah cuz they taste like candy."
Marco: "Like ferrets, I hate ferrets!"
Murphy: "Good luck finding a candy flavored ferret."
Murphy (to dolphin boy): Yeah, go ahead and run! Like the little fat kid you are! Like the little running away fat kid you are! Like a ham trying to run away from Christmas!
"Call to order now. Do it. The power of Debbie's breasts compels you!" -- Debbie Does Wild announcer
jewscout
Religious Zionist
Sealab 2021:
Debbie:'I can't believe he's with a hooker!!'
Marco:'No, no. He's watching TJ Hooker.
Debbie:'I thought you said he was with a hooker?'
Marco:'He's watching TJ Hooker . . . on television.'
Both laugh
Marco:'With a prostitute.'
Debbie:'What!!'
Marco: "I'll give that monster a lethal dose of Vitamin M!"
chinese guy: "I'm sorry I... I don't understand."
NORA guy: "Oddly enough, persons of Asian status do not qualify under Article 4."
C.G.: "Yes... but why not?"
NORA: "Well, for starters, anime."
Dr. Virjay: Now we need a big crowd tonight Hesh, so make sure all the flyers are properly displayed.
Hesh: Maybe Hesh can rap in your band.
Dr. Virjay: Oh, if only it were up to me .
Hesh: Cause Hesh lays down the phat rhymes ya feel me? I kick it old school, I kick the crap outta that school. I
Dr Virjay (interrupts): Just put the damn flyers up.
Debbie:'I can't believe he's with a hooker!!'
Marco:'No, no. He's watching TJ Hooker.
Debbie:'I thought you said he was with a hooker?'
Marco:'He's watching TJ Hooker . . . on television.'
Both laugh
Marco:'With a prostitute.'
Debbie:'What!!'
Marco: "I'll give that monster a lethal dose of Vitamin M!"
chinese guy: "I'm sorry I... I don't understand."
NORA guy: "Oddly enough, persons of Asian status do not qualify under Article 4."
C.G.: "Yes... but why not?"
NORA: "Well, for starters, anime."
Dr. Virjay: Now we need a big crowd tonight Hesh, so make sure all the flyers are properly displayed.
Hesh: Maybe Hesh can rap in your band.
Dr. Virjay: Oh, if only it were up to me .
Hesh: Cause Hesh lays down the phat rhymes ya feel me? I kick it old school, I kick the crap outta that school. I
Dr Virjay (interrupts): Just put the damn flyers up.
A friend of mine (same sort of age) had his sister staying with him, with her two kids (boy aged 5, girl aged 3). The five year old went with his uncle to the bottom of the garden where Hugh (my friend) was gardening. The boy said "Uncle hugh...?", "yes", says Hugh, "I know the difference between boys and girls!!!" Hugh says.."Yes...?" wondering where this was going to lead.....
"Girls have bottoms that go all the way round!" he said proudly.....
"Girls have bottoms that go all the way round!" he said proudly.....
jewscout
Religious Zionist
lets switch it up....some Futurama
Fry: Why would a robot need to drink?
Bender: I don't need to drink, i can quit anytime i want!
Fry: Can I ask you a question?
Leela: As long as it's not about my eye.
Fry: Uhhhhhh.
Leela: Is it about my eye?
Fry: Sort of.
Leela: Just ask the question.
Fry: What's with the eye?
Leela: I'm an alien allright, let's drop the subject.
Fry: Cool an alien. Has your race taken over the Earth?
Leela: No, I just work here
Fry: Who cares what your program says! If someone programmed you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?
Bender: I'll have to check my program.... Yup.
Fry: C'mon Bender it's upto you to make your own decisions in life. That's what separates people and robots from animals... and animal robots.
Bender: You're full of crap Fry! (Bender breaks light and gets shocked) You make a persuasive argument Fry!
Leela: Professor we need to talk to you about Fry.
Bender: That's right, we want some money! Wait what's this about Fry.
Leela: He's a nice guy, but we think it's about time he got his own place.
Professor: Oh Fuff, he's not causing any trouble. Now if you don't mind I'm rather busy, I seem to have mislaid my alien mummy. This sarcophagus should contain the remains of emperor Nimballa who ruled Zooban5 over 29 million years ago.
Fry: Hey Professor, Mmmm great jerky.
Professor: My God, this is an outrage. I was going to eat that mummy. Fry has got to GO!
Fry: Why would a robot need to drink?
Bender: I don't need to drink, i can quit anytime i want!
Fry: Can I ask you a question?
Leela: As long as it's not about my eye.
Fry: Uhhhhhh.
Leela: Is it about my eye?
Fry: Sort of.
Leela: Just ask the question.
Fry: What's with the eye?
Leela: I'm an alien allright, let's drop the subject.
Fry: Cool an alien. Has your race taken over the Earth?
Leela: No, I just work here
Fry: Who cares what your program says! If someone programmed you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?
Bender: I'll have to check my program.... Yup.
Fry: C'mon Bender it's upto you to make your own decisions in life. That's what separates people and robots from animals... and animal robots.
Bender: You're full of crap Fry! (Bender breaks light and gets shocked) You make a persuasive argument Fry!
Leela: Professor we need to talk to you about Fry.
Bender: That's right, we want some money! Wait what's this about Fry.
Leela: He's a nice guy, but we think it's about time he got his own place.
Professor: Oh Fuff, he's not causing any trouble. Now if you don't mind I'm rather busy, I seem to have mislaid my alien mummy. This sarcophagus should contain the remains of emperor Nimballa who ruled Zooban5 over 29 million years ago.
Fry: Hey Professor, Mmmm great jerky.
Professor: My God, this is an outrage. I was going to eat that mummy. Fry has got to GO!
jewscout
Religious Zionist
more Futurama.....
Bender: Cheer up meatbag, you've barely touched your amoeba.
Fry: It looked good, but I just don't feel like eatin. You want it?
Bender: Nah, I'm trying to watch my input. I need plenty of wholesome, nutritous alcohol.
Bender (in dreamlike state)snore) Kill all the humans, kill all the humans, must kill all the humans.
Fry: (shakes Bender) Bender wake up.
Bender: I was having the most wonderful dream, I think you were in it.
Fry: Ugh, uh listen Bender, uh where's your bathroom?
Bender: Bath-what?
Fry: Bathroom.
Bender: What-room?
Fry: Bathroom!
Bender: What-what?
Fry: Aww, never mind. (Bender goes back to sleep)
Bender: Hey sexy mamma, wanna kill all the humans.
Walter Koenig (Chekov): When we woke up, we had these bodies.
Fry: Say it in Russian.
Walter Koenig: Ven ve voke up, ve had these vodies.
Fry: Now say "nuclear wessels". Walter Koenig: NO.
Bender: Cheer up meatbag, you've barely touched your amoeba.
Fry: It looked good, but I just don't feel like eatin. You want it?
Bender: Nah, I'm trying to watch my input. I need plenty of wholesome, nutritous alcohol.
Bender (in dreamlike state)
snore) Kill all the humans, kill all the humans, must kill all the humans. Fry: (shakes Bender) Bender wake up.
Bender: I was having the most wonderful dream, I think you were in it.
Fry: Ugh, uh listen Bender, uh where's your bathroom?
Bender: Bath-what?
Fry: Bathroom.
Bender: What-room?
Fry: Bathroom!
Bender: What-what?
Fry: Aww, never mind. (Bender goes back to sleep)
Bender: Hey sexy mamma, wanna kill all the humans.
Walter Koenig (Chekov): When we woke up, we had these bodies.
Fry: Say it in Russian.
Walter Koenig: Ven ve voke up, ve had these vodies.
Fry: Now say "nuclear wessels". Walter Koenig: NO.
HelpMe
·´sociopathic meanderer`·
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jewscout
Religious Zionist
Capt. Murphy!!!
"How ya like me now chin-strap!?"
"Who knows better, me or a know-nothing like you, who knows nothing!"
"What in Judas Rockin' Priest is going on around here?"
"Is there ever a bad time for pudding?....................Is there?"
"Damn your non-metal body!"
"How ya like me now chin-strap!?"
"Who knows better, me or a know-nothing like you, who knows nothing!"
"What in Judas Rockin' Priest is going on around here?"
"Is there ever a bad time for pudding?....................Is there?"
"Damn your non-metal body!"