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[Quagmire]

But you are in that chair Blanche, you are in that chair.

 

[Quagmire]

Look what your brother did to the door!!

 

[Quagmire]

He was a bad man, he was a very bad man. And I made a Jack in the box with his bad face.

 

[Revoltingest]

"To alcohol! The cause of & solution to all of life's problems."
- Homer Simpson

 

[Quagmire]

Send more paramedics.

 

[Quagmire]

Neville . . . come out Neville.

 

[Quagmire]

Heeeeeeelp meeeeeee!!

 

[Revoltingest]

“You got the brains and talent to go as far as you want and when you do, I’ll be right there to borrow money.”
- Bart Simpson

 

[Spice]

Not monster. Munster, like the cheese.

 

[Stevicus]

"After losing the two previous vehicles we had been issued, the only car the department was willing to release to us at this point was an unmarked 1987 Yugo, a Yugoslavian import donated to the department as a test vehicle by the government of that country and reflecting the cutting edge of Serbo-Croatian technology."

 

[Revoltingest]

“Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.”
- Bart Simpson

 

[Martin]

God is an absentee landlord.

 

[Stevicus]

"Finish me. Finish me! You're yellow! You haven't got the guts! You're yellow! You haven't got the guts! You're yellow!"