Spend half my life in airports doing crosswords and attempting to sleep
And when the bar is open then you'll often find me warming a seat
(Now you're flying) I never find a place where I can stay
(Really flying) I'd rather be a thousand miles away
Thousand miles away
Working for yourself sometimes ain't all that it's cracked up to be
It can be as lonely at the top as at the bottom of that corporate tree
(Now you're flying) I'm told I'm going places - who can say ?
(Really flying) I might arrive but I'll be gone the very next day
I must be on my way
A thousand miles away
Well Joe got a promotion
He's up there on top
Everybody was cheering him on
He deserves everything he's got
Guess who's the new talk of the town
The new S.O.B
The one everybody loves cutting down
Man it's a sight to see
They all smile right to his face, and hide the jealousy
Me I'm just working hard to get to that place
Where everybody hates me
Well Bill got a promotion
He knocked Joe back down
Now Joe's everybody's long lost friend [laugh]
He's back in the crowd
Guess who's the new talk of the town
The new S.O.B
The one everybody loves cutting down
Man it's a sight to see
They all smile right to his face, and hide the jealousy
Me I'm just working hard to get to that place
Where everybody hates me
Well everybody wants to be the big dog
Want to wag that big dog tail
But till they are they want to see the big dog fail
You pay your dues and you get your breaks
Then you’re the S.O.B
The one everybody loves to hate
It just comes naturally
They all smile right to your face, and hide the jealousy
That's just the way it goes and I can't wait
Till everybody hates me