Now look at them yo-yos, that's the way you do it
You play the guitar on the MTV
That ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and your chicks for free
I used to check my reflection
Jumping with my cheap guitar
I must have lost my direction
'Cause I ended up a superstar
One-nighters in the boardroom
Petrify the human brain
You can learn from my mistakes
But you're posing in the glass again
Well, who are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
Oh, who are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
C'mon, tell me, who are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
Oh, who the **** are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)