Starting My New Career!!!

[Mister_T]

Well as of today it's official: I'll be starting my new career as a porn star!! That's right folks, porn star. The pay is better than anything I can imagine, I have great flexibility (pun intended) and the perks are great. :drool: I think I can finally say I'll finally be working at something that I enjoy doing.

So folks, keep your eyes peeled for my "other" job that I'll be doing on the internet. For those of you really interested in seeing any of my performances, I can email you the links to my movies when they are finished. Time to celebrate! Drinks on me everybody!!

 

[Buttercup]

Awesome! I've been waiting for this day my whole life! :drool: :drool: :drool:

 

[Gentoo]

I'd pay for that

 

[Wandered Off]

Yay! I've been waiting for free drinks my whole life!

 

[ChristineES]

I will have to set aside money for your flicks. Do you think they will start having porn movies included at the Oscars? If they do, you will win one. I believe in you.

 

[eugenius]

How long are you?

 

[sandandfoam]

Hope it lasts till April second studley hehehe

 

[Heneni]

Now lets see...A video of you was not quite how i pictured taking you home to meet the parents, but this is desperate times.

Jalapeno's on me!

Heneni

 

[Trey of Diamonds]

Do you need a fluffer? :flirt:

 

[Charity]

Well as of today it's official: I'll be starting my new career as a porn star!! That's right folks, porn star. The pay is better than anything I can imagine, I have great flexibility (pun intended) and the perks are great. :drool: I think I can finally say I'll finally be working at something that I enjoy doing.

So folks, keep your eyes peeled for my "other" job that I'll be doing on the internet. For those of you really interested in seeing any of my performances, I can email you the links to my movies when they are finished. Time to celebrate! Drinks on me everybody!!

Seeing you nude is the answer to many prayers...........:yes:

 

[3.14]

so whats your stage name ? big T? Tmyster?
what level of ooo my god are you working?

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2 girls 1 cup [10]
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midgets[8]
beastiality[7]
furrys[6]
sm[5]
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gangbangs[3]
inter racial/gender/age[2]
plain regular[1]

 

[Zephyr]

This is not what I expected when opening this thread.

I did some nude modeling for charity once, nothing hardcore though. Best of luck.

 

[Guitar's Cry]

Are you serious?

Where do I sign up? There must be some good porn studios in Maine.

 

[Guitar's Cry]

I did some nude modeling for charity once, nothing hardcore though. Best of luck.

For charity? Down-on-their-luck artists?

Sounds neat!

 

[Guitar's Cry]

...wait a second...

<Slaps head.>

 

[Quagmire]

Glad to hear you're getting into the arts, Nick.

Good work. Keep it up.

 

[Sunstone]

I hear penetrating the porn market requires hard work.

 

[Mister_T]

Awesome! I've been waiting for this day my whole life!

I'd pay for that

Seeing you nude is the answer to many prayers

Ladies, you're the reasons I wanted to become a porn actor! I promise that I will not let you down. :takeabow:

Yay! I've been waiting for free drinks my whole life!

You're the DD, you can't have any drinks.

I will have to set aside money for your flicks. Do you think they will start having porn movies included at the Oscars? If they do, you will win one.

I believe in you.

It's fans like you Christine that fuel the love for my craft. I promise that if they start giving Oscars for porn, that I will give you the best damn pizza delivery guy performance you'll ever see!

How long are you?

Long enough to have it on screen for everyone to see and not be worried about it.

Hope it lasts till April second studley hehehe

I'll have to go over my contract again and get back to you.

Now lets see...A video of you was not quite how i pictured taking you home to meet the parents,

but this is desperate times.

Jalapeno's on me!

Just tell your parents that I'm an aspiring actor in the abstract arts. And please be careful with those jalapenos

Do you need a fluffer?

Depends: What's a fluffer?

 

[Mister_T]

so whats your stage name ? big T? Tmyster?

Cap'n T: Destroyer of Pants.

what level of ooo my god are you working?

Whatever level the ladies are on.

This is not what I expected when opening this thread.

I did some nude modeling for charity once, nothing hardcore though. Best of luck.

Thanks for the tip.

Are you serious?

Where do I sign up? There must be some good porn studios in Maine.

Dude, I live in porn capital of the world. Come on down! Either that or you can make it out of your home i.e. amateur videos.

Glad to hear you're getting into the arts, Nick.

Good work. Keep it up.

I am an arteest and the world, she is my canvas......I've always appreciated the finer things in life , Rick.

I hear penetrating the porn market requires hard work.

Thank you, Phil. Finally someone understands! People think it's so easy: Put this here, bend this there, que the stuffed animals....I mean really, the job is much deeper than that.

 

[Mister_T]

...wait a second...

<Slaps head.>

Shhh!