Stupid Thread Ideas

[The Sum of Awe]

Yes, done that, the trick is not to get caught

I'm not a fast runner on ice. Maybe I could bring ice skates. I don't think cops wear ice skates.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

The Story Of How I Got A Rhinoceros In My Living Room (And Why You Should Too!)

 

[JustGeorge]

The Story Of How I Got A Rhinoceros In My Living Room (And Why You Should Too!)

What's so stupid about that one?

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

What's so stupid about that one?

That you would invite a rhinoceros over for tea but not us.

 

[JustGeorge]

That you would invite a rhinoceros over for tea but not us.

A person could pick up after a rhino...

Not so sure about the rest of us.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

"Let's Have An RF Family Picnic To Discuss Sensitive Political Subjects"

 

[Wu Wei]

"Let's Have An RF Family Picnic To Discuss Sensitive Political Subjects"

No.... unless there are pick-a-nick baskets to inspect.... then I will be there to do my job....

Which leads me to...

Let's all invite Wu Wei to our picnic for our safety

 

[ChristineM]

Why you should always pack cyanide sandwiches in your pic-a-nic basket

 

[Wu Wei]

Why you should always pack cyanide sandwiches in your pic-a-nic basket

Well that is rather targeted, mean and rather bearist..... bear just trying to do his job protecting defenseless picnickers and you go off wanting to kill him.... cruel...so very cruel......

 

[ChristineM]

Well that is rather targeted, mean and rather bearist..... bear just trying to do his job protecting defenseless picnickers and you go off wanting to kill him.... cruel...so very cruel......

Well, you don't need to inspect the pic-a-nic baskets, you could... For example... Give the cats a chance

 

[Wu Wei]

Well, you don't need to inspect the pic-a-nic baskets, you could... For example... Give the cats a chance

Cats are evil...can't trust em..... they'd let all sorts of things get by...just to make the meat bags sick

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

"How do I eat cheese at work during break & fart my way up the ladder?"

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

"Squirrel told me I had a nut allergy."

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

"Let's play 'Never Have I Liver'"

 

[JustGeorge]

"How do I eat cheese at work during break & fart my way up the ladder?"

Seems like a legitimate thread to me.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

"How Do I Fit A Square Piece Of Cheese In A Round Mouth?"

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

"Two sports athletes get married. Ref had to be called in for unsportsmanlike conduct. Reception went into overtime."

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

"Another day, another 99 cents."

 

[Secret Chief]

"Another day, another 99 cents."

Is there a sequel?

 

[ChristineM]

Is there a sequel?

Another day another 46 cents. The story of inflation.