Stupid Thread Ideas

[Secret Chief]

What should the punishment be for not reading many pages of a thread but just posting as I've just done in this thread?

Missing out on this thread is punishment enough.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

"Pants" doesn't mean the same in the UK as in the US. Just sayin'

Which makes it an even more robustly stupid thread idea I made

 

[Secret Chief]

Which makes it an even more robustly stupid thread idea I made

It does. Unsettling too.

 

[Viker]

'How to instruct an admin on proper forum protocol, rules, etc.'

'Should we allow others, that do not share our beliefs, have their own beliefs?'

'Debate of the century! Where's the north pole?'

'Barbecue sauce. Cook with or apply after cooking?'

'Are black and white actually colors?'

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

"Using my smartphone to talk about the impracticality of science.

 

[sun rise]

Are golden retrievers the only true ministers of the gospel?

What My Golden Retriever Taught Me About God

Does God care about His creatures? Does He care about you? Sadie, a golden retriever, gives us a hint as Rhonda weaves for us a beautiful story of dog and master. Revel in Sadie’s quirks about the smell of socks and the taste of popcorn. What divine lessons can we learn from this zany duo? Be...

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[PoetPhilosopher]

"How many fingers am I holding up?"

 

[Secret Chief]

A Thread For Conspiracy Theorists To Tell Others To "Wake Up."

 

[Secret Chief]

"How many fingers am I holding up?"

Holding up what? Your pants?

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Holding up what? Your pants?

If I said yes, you'll think I said undergarments

 

[Secret Chief]

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[Secret Chief]

If I said yes, you'll think I said undergarments

Go on, you know you want to.

 

[Secret Chief]

Thoughts Of A Party Animal.

(but now I'm off to watch Antiques Roadshow).

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Go on, you know you want to.

Fine, I'll say it...

My fingers are holding up your pants.

 

[Secret Chief]

Fine, I'll say it...

My fingers are holding up your pants.

Aaaaaaaagggghhh you tricked me. Although.....er... nothing...

 

[sun rise]

Aaaaaaaagggghhh you tricked me. Although.....er... nothing...

So you are panting after pants

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

For a thread about buying a bottle of water and discovering a hole in the plastic bottle:

"My water broke."

 

[Secret Chief]

Atheism is a Mobility Scooter.

 

[JustGeorge]

I Smell Poop. Where Is It?

 

[Kathryn]

Or just "I smell poop. Do you?" Include a poll.