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Suddenly you shape-shift into a wealthy medieval king. What do you do?

amorphous_constellation

Well-Known Member
Before I forget, here's this kinda dumb question I sort of woke up with earlier

So suddenly, you become a king, from some pre-modern period. Could be 1000 years ago, could be the 1st century, whatever. But you have a court, and power, and wealth. You have a throne, and you can make laws etc. etc. You probably will be shock for three days

But when you pinch yourself and find out it's real, what do you then do

I suppose this is sort of a variation on that one book by Mark Twain.
 

Lain

Well-Known Member
Before I forget, here's this kinda dumb question I sort of woke up with earlier

So suddenly, you become a king, from some pre-modern period. Could be 1000 years ago, could be the 1st century, whatever. But you have a court, and power, and wealth. You have a throne, and you can make laws etc. etc. You probably will be shock for three days

But when you pinch yourself and find out it's real, what do you then do

I suppose this is sort of a variation on that one book by Mark Twain.

I don't know much about medievalry, but I suppose I'd support the Church, outlaw usury and stop myself from using it, and try to keep peace and prosperity. I'd support a lot of monasteries as well and rule in a very Deuteronomy-like way. I'd try to have 20 kids and not spoil them. I'd also spend time going to university lectures by the Dominicans to further my education, and support Our Lady's causes and increase devotion to her (something many righteous Christian kings did, and she prospered them for it).

I don't think I'd rock the boat with my modern knowledge really, but just chill and be as normal as possible, enjoying life. The one exception would be cleanliness so as to avoid plagues and other things that I'd think of having modern knowledge of germ theory.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Oh....invent calculus.
And telescopes & microscopes.
Criminy....I'd be busy.
And I'd finance it all by inventing the extended warranty.
 

Brickjectivity

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
Crack down on the nobles, renegotiate taxes and annex clerical lands. Then I'd build lots of bridges and roads, and I'd have official traveling groups of soldiers going between major cities to provide escorts for citizens -- sort of like having public buses but on foot. The soldiers would help make travel safe and profitable. I'd also have many spies and very large guns.
 

9-10ths_Penguin

1/10 Subway Stalinist
Premium Member
Before I forget, here's this kinda dumb question I sort of woke up with earlier

So suddenly, you become a king, from some pre-modern period. Could be 1000 years ago, could be the 1st century, whatever. But you have a court, and power, and wealth. You have a throne, and you can make laws etc. etc. You probably will be shock for three days

But when you pinch yourself and find out it's real, what do you then do

I suppose this is sort of a variation on that one book by Mark Twain.
- abolish slavery/serfdom
- abolish the nobility
- enact universal suffrage
- enact a constitution
- declare a secular republic
- retire from monarchy and get a real job
 

The Hammer

Skald
Premium Member
Instantly begin to make deals with the local Pagan Chieftains to strengthen them, and help keep those ancient fires burning for the future.
 

rational experiences

Veteran Member
I'd realise I was dreaming as I previously lived owning the same DNA today as I had in the past.

As I've had dreams within dreams dreaming waking yet still asleep.

Messes with your head actually dreaming.
 

Stevicus

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
I'd also probably take over Castle Anthrax and attack the castle with those silly French persons. I'd order Sir Lancelot to stand down and not attack Swamp Castle. And I'd build a proper bridge over the Gorge of Eternal Peril, and the bridge keeper will just collect tolls - no questions asked.

That's what I would do when I get my turn to take over as a sort of executive officer of the week.
 

amorphous_constellation

Well-Known Member
I don't think I'd rock the boat with my modern knowledge really, but just chill and be as normal as possible, enjoying life. The one exception would be cleanliness so as to avoid plagues and other things that I'd think of having modern knowledge of germ theory.

To give you an example of what you might contend with, in terms that idea clashing with the those of the public:

"It happened again, some time after, that the same village and church were burned down the second time, and even then the fire could not touch that post; and when in (the) most miraculous manner the fire broke through, the very (unreadable word) in it where-with it was fixed to the building, and destroyed the church, yet it could do no hurt to the said post. The church being therefore built there the third time, they did not, as before, place that post on the outside as a support, but within, as a memorial of the miracle; and the people coming in were wont to kneel there, and implore the Divine mercy. And it is manifest that since then many have been healed in that same place, as also that chips being cut off from that post, and put into water, have healed many from their distempers." (1)

(1) Bede. Bede’s Ecclesiastical History of the English People. Edited by Ernest Rhys, London: J. M. Dent & Sons Ltd.; New York: E. P. Dutton & Co., 1910, pp. 129–30.

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Many of these old texts sorely require modern translations , but here is something I got for you from Bede. Basically it's saying that there was a building post unaffected by fire, and upon the third construction of the burned building, it was implanted within the building as a relic. A healing relic; a wood post that apparently had anti-viral and anti-bacterial effects (?)

Now the thing is, that every few pages of Bede's english history has something like that running through it. Since this kind of thinking was highly popular, where touching wet splinters of wood, or garments, or springs etc. etc. could convey literal healing, then I am not sure how you are you going to convince the population of germ theory. The population seems to believe in metaphysics instead

And I'm not sure if that would help sustain the faith levels of the times, or how that might conflict with the church's interest in that particular time. For as we might see in this passage, the healing miracle / magic and the faith the church seem connected, and I don't see how that would make room for the efficacy of outside medical knowledge, in that particular context
 
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