Ta-Da!

[s2a]

Just "turned" 3000 posts "old".

Woo-Hoo!

Seems like only yesterday....

Lemmie tell ya about the time when "fire" was yet invented...

 

[Matemkar]

lol. Congratulations

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Congrats. By the time I made 3000, this internet thing will seem old-fashioned.

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[Revoltingest]

Congrats. By the time I made 3000, this internet thing will seem old-fashioned.

This post makes no sense regarding time!

 

[lewisnotmiller]

This post makes no sense regarding time!

My goodness, I keep forgetting that you folks haven't invented time travel yet.

 

[oldbadger]

.........

.... plus you got the best frubal ratio on Earth!

 

[Buttercup]

: hamster :: hamster : Congrats, my fine friend!! :hearts: :hearts:

Obviously, you need to pump up and pad the post count like the rest of us.

Here's a few intellectually stimulating thread suggestions to help accomplish that feat.

http://www.religiousforums.com/foru...dom-meaningless-announcements-thread-2-a.html

http://www.religiousforums.com/foru...806-what-would-alien-genitals-smell-like.html

http://www.religiousforums.com/forum/games-pics-jokes-stories/167277-why-do-you.html

http://www.religiousforums.com/forum/food-beverage-forum/77456-what-you-eating.html

 

[ChristineES]

Congratulations. Here is a tigger bounce for you: :tigger:

 

[s2a]

My goodness, I keep forgetting that you folks haven't invented time travel yet.

Just wait...if I time travel to kill you in your sleep tomorrow, you were never here.

*boing*

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Just wait...if I time travel to kill you in your sleep tomorrow, you were never here.

*boing*

Unless I time travel to sleep AFTER you kill me.
Wait, that's not how it works, is it? Bah...time travel is too confusing. I've decided I'm gonna stay here for a while instead.
Besides, I only just realised how many posts I've made on this thread. Holy CRAP I've wasted a lot of time here.

Err...I mean...I have substantially Religiously Forumised myself.

 

[BSM1]

Just wait...if I time travel to kill you in your sleep tomorrow, you were never here.

*boing*

Wait..wait..if you time travel and kill him and he was never here, then you couldn't have killed him to begin with, and you wouldn't have been here either, and....ooh, my head's starting to hurt.

 

[s2a]

.........

.... plus you got the best frubal ratio on Earth!

This may actually be true, but I have no patience to draw up the charts as proof.

 

[s2a]

Wait..wait..if you time travel and kill him and he was never here, then you couldn't have killed him to begin with, and you wouldn't have been here either, and....ooh, my head's starting to hurt.

This is why ever trying to rationalize time travel stories never works...

...just don't ever sleep...ever again.