Teaching Children Both Sides of Scientific Debates

[Rational Agnostic]

I'm appalled by the fact that the leftist public schools are using my taxpayer money to indoctrinate our children by only teaching them one side of the creation/evolution debate. Children deserve to know that a controversy exists, and need to hear that Intelligent Design Theory is also an explanation for the origin of the diversity and complexity of life on earth. After all, we can't forget that evolution is just a theory, and hasn't been proven.

Additionally, I'm also appalled by the fact that these schools are also refusing to teach the controversy with regard to reproduction. It angers me a great deal that the Stork Theory is not taught alongside the traditional theory of reproduction, namely that babies are produced from sexual intercourse. These left-wing scientists haven't actually proven that sex is the cause of reproduction, and children need to learn the controversy, and hear the other side. The Stork Theory is also an excellent explanation for the origin of babies. There is no way to prove that babies are not carried to their mother by storks. It is a sad reflection on the bias of our society that the Stork Theory is not viewed as having the same credibility as the traditional theory that is taught to children in schools.

 

[Deidre]

Whew, this is in the jokes section. I was wondering there for a minute.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

 

[Polymath257]

And all this stuff about gravity. We need to teach about Intelligent Falling.

 

[Thief]

I'm appalled by the fact that the leftist public schools are using my taxpayer money to indoctrinate our children by only teaching them one side of the creation/evolution debate. Children deserve to know that a controversy exists, and need to hear that Intelligent Design Theory is also an explanation for the origin of the diversity and complexity of life on earth. After all, we can't forget that evolution is just a theory, and hasn't been proven.

Additionally, I'm also appalled by the fact that these schools are also refusing to teach the controversy with regard to reproduction. It angers me a great deal that the Stork Theory is not taught alongside the traditional theory of reproduction, namely that babies are produced from sexual intercourse. These left-wing scientists haven't actually proven that sex is the cause of reproduction, and children need to learn the controversy, and hear the other side. The Stork Theory is also an excellent explanation for the origin of babies. There is no way to prove that babies are not carried to their mother by storks. It is a sad reflection on the bias of our society that the Stork Theory is not viewed as having the same credibility as the traditional theory that is taught to children in schools.

no more serious than denial your father was an ape.....

my father was dust

 

[Subduction Zone]

And all this stuff about gravity. We need to teach about Intelligent Falling.

Ramen!

 

[Frog]

I'm appalled by the fact that the leftist public schools are using my taxpayer money to indoctrinate our children by only teaching them one side of the creation/evolution debate. Children deserve to know that a controversy exists, and need to hear that Intelligent Design Theory is also an explanation for the origin of the diversity and complexity of life on earth. After all, we can't forget that evolution is just a theory, and hasn't been proven.

Additionally, I'm also appalled by the fact that these schools are also refusing to teach the controversy with regard to reproduction. It angers me a great deal that the Stork Theory is not taught alongside the traditional theory of reproduction, namely that babies are produced from sexual intercourse. These left-wing scientists haven't actually proven that sex is the cause of reproduction, and children need to learn the controversy, and hear the other side. The Stork Theory is also an excellent explanation for the origin of babies. There is no way to prove that babies are not carried to their mother by storks. It is a sad reflection on the bias of our society that the Stork Theory is not viewed as having the same credibility as the traditional theory that is taught to children in schools.

QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACKK!!!

 

[Woberts]

QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACKK!!!

MOOOOOOO!!!!!

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[ChristineM]

I'm appalled by the fact that the leftist public schools are using my taxpayer money to indoctrinate our children by only teaching them one side of the creation/evolution debate. Children deserve to know that a controversy exists, and need to hear that Intelligent Design Theory is also an explanation for the origin of the diversity and complexity of life on earth. After all, we can't forget that evolution is just a theory, and hasn't been proven.

Additionally, I'm also appalled by the fact that these schools are also refusing to teach the controversy with regard to reproduction. It angers me a great deal that the Stork Theory is not taught alongside the traditional theory of reproduction, namely that babies are produced from sexual intercourse. These left-wing scientists haven't actually proven that sex is the cause of reproduction, and children need to learn the controversy, and hear the other side. The Stork Theory is also an excellent explanation for the origin of babies. There is no way to prove that babies are not carried to their mother by storks. It is a sad reflection on the bias of our society that the Stork Theory is not viewed as having the same credibility as the traditional theory that is taught to children in schools.

Chuckling hysterically...

Is there another side to evolution, no debate, no stork

 

[Twilight Hue]

no more serious than denial your father was an ape.....

my father was dust

Until the rains came in Africa.

 

[Rational Agnostic]

And all this stuff about gravity. We need to teach about Intelligent Falling.

Good point!

 

[sun rise]

I want to see debate about who is superior: Cthulhu or the Flying Spaghetti Monster or Godzilla. Because Godzilla has God in His name, you know he must be divine.

 

[Skwim]

I'm appalled by the fact that the leftist public schools are using my taxpayer money to indoctrinate our children by only teaching them one side of the creation/evolution debate. Children deserve to know that a controversy exists, and need to hear that Intelligent Design Theory is also an explanation for the origin of the diversity and complexity of life on earth. After all, we can't forget that evolution is just a theory, and hasn't been proven.

Kind of like.

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[Shadow Wolf]

I want to see debate about who is superior: Cthulhu or the Flying Spaghetti Monster or Godzilla. Because Godzilla has God in His name, you know he must be divine.

That gorilla whale just got god because Gojira just doesn't sound that good. Cthulhu will feast upon them both.

 

[Estro Felino]

My mom and I on the phone, yesterday

I: mom..u know, there are schools in the US where kids are taught Creation.
she: Really? They have still fear of God...an enlightened country...we are a pagan nation

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I'm appalled by the fact that the leftist public schools are using my taxpayer money to indoctrinate our children by only teaching them one side of the creation/evolution debate. Children deserve to know that a controversy exists, and need to hear that Intelligent Design Theory is also an explanation for the origin of the diversity and complexity of life on earth. After all, we can't forget that evolution is just a theory, and hasn't been proven.

Additionally, I'm also appalled by the fact that these schools are also refusing to teach the controversy with regard to reproduction. It angers me a great deal that the Stork Theory is not taught alongside the traditional theory of reproduction, namely that babies are produced from sexual intercourse. These left-wing scientists haven't actually proven that sex is the cause of reproduction, and children need to learn the controversy, and hear the other side. The Stork Theory is also an excellent explanation for the origin of babies. There is no way to prove that babies are not carried to their mother by storks. It is a sad reflection on the bias of our society that the Stork Theory is not viewed as having the same credibility as the traditional theory that is taught to children in schools.

For a minute, I thought this was serious.

Now that you mention it, what about the "under a cabbage leaf" theory of reproduction. It needs equal billing too. We can't be plantist and biased just to vertebrates.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

And all this stuff about gravity. We need to teach about Intelligent Falling.

99.9% of the time, I fall, everybody is watching and laughing. The .1% where I fall intelligently, no one sees it.