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Tell a Religious joke
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FearGod
Freedom Of Mind
The hijackers of a plane asked the passengers to get naked, all did except the priest,
the hijacker asked the priest to take off his clothes otherwise will be killed, the priest
has no choice but to remove his clothes but he placed his hat in front of his johnson,
the hijacker asked the priest to left his hands up, the priest left his hands up but his hat
was still hanging there.
the hijacker asked the priest to take off his clothes otherwise will be killed, the priest
has no choice but to remove his clothes but he placed his hat in front of his johnson,
the hijacker asked the priest to left his hands up, the priest left his hands up but his hat
was still hanging there.
So ,a little Spanish boy named Jesus is sent to the grocery store to pick up some things for his mother. He takes a wrong turn and walks into a church. As he enters the sanctuary the preacher shouts out "Oh Jesus, what is it you want?" The little boy replies "A loaf of bread and a pound of butter."
Cop: Reverend, I pulled you over for erratic driving. Have you been drinking.
Rev: Just water, officer.
Cop: Then why do I smell wine?
Rev: Jump'n Jesus! He's done it again!
Rev: Just water, officer.
Cop: Then why do I smell wine?
Rev: Jump'n Jesus! He's done it again!
The Anointed
Well-Known Member
The nun asked the girls in her class what they wanted to be after they left school, and one replied that she wanted to be a prostitute. What did you say screamed the nun? I said that I wanted to be a prostitute replied the girl.
Oh, thank heavens cried the nun, I thought you said that you wanted to be a protestant.
Oh, thank heavens cried the nun, I thought you said that you wanted to be a protestant.
JesusMyFriend
Rosalia
This reminds me that a priest I met told me a 'religious joke' and well, guess what? I only got the joke & laughed five hours after he told it to me.. hahahah
JesusMyFriend
Rosalia
This is the BEST joke I have ever read omggg
Jesus stood over the fallen woman as the crowd closed in.
Legs astride, clenched fists on His hips, He called out loudly:
"Let you who are without sin cast the first stone!"
The men around him drew back....
Then a jagged rock whizzed past Jesus and smashed the fallen woman's face.
Jesus called out "Mom! Stop doing that!"
Tom
Legs astride, clenched fists on His hips, He called out loudly:
"Let you who are without sin cast the first stone!"
The men around him drew back....
Then a jagged rock whizzed past Jesus and smashed the fallen woman's face.
Jesus called out "Mom! Stop doing that!"
Tom
Muhammed is accused of sheep rustling, in court his defence said they were Islam's.
The Anointed
Well-Known Member
a Young boy walking down the road runs into the local priest, when the young fellow grabs his back pocket and says' "Woops! nearly dropped me bottle of turps." A bottle of turps, asked the priest, why don't you carry something decent, like a bottle of Holy water?
Why said young Johnny, what can Holy water do what turps can't do?
Why said the priest, it was only yesterday that I put a few drops of Holy water on a woman's stomach, and she passed a baby.
That's noting said Johnny, only this morning I put a few drops of turps on a dogs testicles and it passed a BMW doing a hundred clicks..
Why said young Johnny, what can Holy water do what turps can't do?
Why said the priest, it was only yesterday that I put a few drops of Holy water on a woman's stomach, and she passed a baby.
That's noting said Johnny, only this morning I put a few drops of turps on a dogs testicles and it passed a BMW doing a hundred clicks..