Magic Man
Reaper of Conversation
I think we should we should allow Texas to succeed from the rest of the country to create it's own cute little third world theocracy that they so desperately desire, then strongly encourage all of the fundies from the other states to migrate there.
That, or just give Texas back to Mexico.
I'm guessing you meant "secede", since with measures like this one, I think we can be pretty confident Texas won't be succeeding at anything in the near future.