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The Best Bad Movies

monta

monta

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Caladan said:
Hey hey hey :D this thread is for BEST bad movies :D
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I am visualising you now, watching this in the cinema loudly decrying the archealogical inaccuracies like a sad little nerdlinger :p

Indiana_Jones_Emote_by_Emoticon_Man.jpg

'OMG Aztec artifacts in the toltec area , noobz ugh why am I even wathcing this? I am going home'

Salma_Hayek_Stripping.jpg
 
Caladan

Caladan

Agnostic Pantheist
monta said:
I am visualising you now, watching this in the cinema loudly decrying the archealogical inaccuracies like a sad little nerdlinger :p

Indiana_Jones_Emote_by_Emoticon_Man.jpg

'OMG Aztec artifacts in the toltec area , noobz ugh why am I even wathcing this? I am going home'

Salma_Hayek_Stripping.jpg
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LOL too true. :eek:
 
Doktor

Doktor

Metal head!
This is some of the best cult movies i have seen!
Note: plots taken from IMDB.com!

  • The Toxic Avenger 1984 - This is the story of Melvin, the Tromaville Health Club mop boy, who inadvertently and naively trusts the hedonistic, contemptuous and vain health club members, to the point of accidentally ending up in a vat of toxic waste. The devastating results then have a transmogrification effect, his alter ego is released, and the Toxic Avenger is born, to deadly and comical results

  • Boa vs. Python 2004 - After an overly ambitious businessman transports an 80-foot python to the United States, the beast escapes and starts to leave behind a trail of human victims. An FBI agent and a snake specialist come up with a plot to combat the creature by pitting it against a bio-engineered, 70-foot boa constrictor.

  • Pink Falmingos 1972 - The film opens on a view of a pink trailer that seems to be located in a clearing near a rural wooded area. A voiceover narrator identifying himself as Mr. J discusses the current status of "notorious beauty" Divine (Divine), who has gotten tabloid attention due to her criminal career. The tabloids have given Divine the title of "Filthiest Person Alive", and the coverage has forced her to disguise herself. She has adopted the alias of Babs Johnson and retreated to this rural trailer just outside Baltimore.

  • Stjerner uden hjerner (Stars without brains) 1997 - Two Danish comedians set out to make their own exploitation video.


  • The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!? 1964 - Beatnick Jerry takes his girl, Angie to the carnival. Angie wants to go see the gypsy fortune teller, Jerry does not but relents. After visiting the fortune teller and hearing bad news, Jerry goes alone to see Carmelita, the dancer (the fortune teller's sister). He is invited backstage and is mesmerized into becoming a psychotic killer. Angie, and Jerry's best friend Harold realize something is amiss when Jerry tries to kill Angie.


  • AND the newest and the worst from 2009: Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus - It all begins when two scientists accidentally discover a mega shark and giant octopus buried in ice under sea.Now the ice obviously breaks due to a whale collapsing incident which our doctors were in right time to witness by the way on an experimental submarine which they had stolen for exploration! The Shark and the Octupus then kills everything in their path until they finally battle each other to the end!



 
N

Nepenthe

Tu Stultus Es
Caladan said:
Hmm no one mentioned From Dusk Till Dawn?? :D

how can you beat Salma Hayek's lap dance to Quentin Tarantino? :D

YouTube - Salma Hayek - Lap Dance
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I loved From Dusk Till Dawn! I dragged my g/f (now wife) to see it and she's never forgiven me. It's ok tho, she got her revenge- she dragged me to Moulin Rouge.
It's hard to come up with really bad films since many that are bad I enjoy in a culty film nerd kinda way. I actually love all of the following films:
Speaking of vampires, The Lair of the White Worm
Dolls
Nobody saw it, and Witherspoon actually can act! Freeway
The Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai
The Last Supper
 
Caladan

Caladan

Agnostic Pantheist
Nepenthe said:
I loved From Dusk Till Dawn! I dragged my g/f (now wife) to see it and she's never forgiven me. It's ok tho, she got her revenge- she dragged me to Moulin Rouge.
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Ooohh.. that's a serious revenge :p a man has to be tough to survive Moulin Rouge. :yes: you gotta have multiple viewing of Hayek's lap dance to recover.
 
monta

monta

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Caladan said:
Ooohh.. that's a serious revenge :p a man has to be tough to survive Moulin Rouge. :yes: you gotta have multiple viewing of Hayek's lap dance to recover.
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I loved Strictly Ballroom and was looking forward to Moulin Rouge, I went to see it with my friends and after about 20 minutes I said to one of them, 'are you thinking what I'm thinking ?' to which she replied , 'Yeah, isn't it amazing' I was thinking this is **** let's get the **** out of here :(
 
Caladan

Caladan

Agnostic Pantheist
monta said:
I loved Strictly Ballroom and was looking forward to Moulin Rouge, I went to see it with my friends and after about 20 minutes I said to one of them, 'are you thinking what I'm thinking ?' to which she replied , 'Yeah, isn't it amazing' I was thinking this is **** let's get the **** out of here :(
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LOL you probably never thought of Renton in Trainspotting the same way again.
 
N

Nepenthe

Tu Stultus Es
monta said:
I loved Strictly Ballroom and was looking forward to Moulin Rouge, I went to see it with my friends and after about 20 minutes I said to one of them, 'are you thinking what I'm thinking ?' to which she replied , 'Yeah, isn't it amazing' I was thinking this is **** let's get the **** out of here :(
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Yeah, I got dragged to many a viewing of Strictly Ballroom too. :(
...and one viewing of Luhrman's Romeo and Juliet.

How I survived the early years I don't know.
 
Venatoris

Venatoris

Active Member
-thumb wars
-monster squad
-anaconda(i love the backwards waterfall thing)
-battle for endor
-frequently asked questions about time travel
-lesbian vampire killers(a must if you liked shaun of the dead)
-any mystery science theater movie
-sleepwalkers
-hackers
-equilibrium
-lawnmower man 1 and 2
-the leprechaun movies
-splinter
-dracula dead and loving it

that's all i can think of right now.
 
katiafish

katiafish

consciousness incarnate
Bad Taste and Braindead

(if someone has already posted that, i apologize, being lazy and not reading the whole thread :))
 
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