Bob the Unbeliever
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Why would any self-respecting atheist WANT to enter heaven though?
Indeed. As another moral philosopher once quipped, 'you can hardly get people to attend church for barely an hour once a week... what makes you think they will be content in heaven, which by all accounts is just an infinite extension of church.'
To which I add: heaven, as described, is just one long church service, only without any of the salacious (and therefore interesting) parts.
And harp music-- apparently this is non-stop.. forever and ever... WHEN was the last time anyone willingly downloaded harp music? And that was from professional musicians!
Heaven, by all accounts, will be staffed by... amateurs...!
Think of it: infinite, non-stop amateur harp music....! To each end of the place.... meaning you cannot get away from it...!