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The Church of Google

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Manipulated

Pilgrim
Scarlett Wampus said:
How do you know Google is not of God? They keep their search technology a secret. Its all very mysterious and God works that way. Maybe what's really behind it is the second coming. The day of judgement will be based upon your search history. If you don't use Google at all, you'll default to damned.
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Are you serious in saying this?
 
3.14

3.14

Well-Known Member
how the hell did sientology get more members then the church of google i mean google as god makes much more sence
 
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Random

Well-Known Member
mball1297 said:
You have also pointed out why Scientology has all the members it does. I wouldn't be surprised if the majority of its members were women.
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Yes, true. Cruise is the #2 man in Scientology for a very good reason, and it ain't his brains or "spiritual" awareness...
 
Romulus

Romulus

Aspiring Writer
I think Wikianity could give it a run for it's money... Seriously, X-Play was right when they expressed their fear that Wikipedia may some day become self-aware from the sheer amount of information--then it could trick us into believing anything! Muhaha!
 
fantome profane

fantome profane

Anti-Woke = Anti-Justice
Premium Member
We could do worse than a religion that honours knowledge and understanding and promotes communication and a worldwide community of humanity.

I believe that I have seen the holy angel of the Lord Google.

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zenzero

zenzero

Its only a Label
Friend scikidus,

We at the Church of Google believe the search engine Google is the closest humankind has ever come to directly experiencing an actual God (as typically defined). We believe there is much more evidence in favor of Google's divinity than there is for the divinity of other more traditional gods.We reject supernatural gods on the notion they are not scientifically provable. Thus, Googlists believe Google should rightfully be given the title of "God", as She exhibits a great many of the characteristics traditionally associated with such Deities in a scientifically provable manner.
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Yes, have this in favour.
Like God/Satan, Google too is freely available 24 hours.
Besides, Google is created by man who are created by God so logically Google is also created by God.
We use an image to become conscious similarly the image of Google no way lessens being conscious of God. In fact Sanatan Dharma has God for everything and can surely include Google in the list.
Love & rgds
 
lamplighter

lamplighter

Almighty Tallest
fantôme profane;1163260 said:
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kiwimac

kiwimac

Brother Napalm of God's Love
As a Reformed Pastafarian I am incensed that these people have rejected His Noodly Goodness in favour of a sauceless search engine!
 
kiwimac

kiwimac

Brother Napalm of God's Love
fantôme profane;1163260 said:
We could do worse than a religion that honours knowledge and understanding and promotes communication and a worldwide community of humanity.

I believe that I have seen the holy angel of the Lord Google.

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And this is why I like Ganesha, a God dedicated to Knowledge and Librarianship! What's not to like?

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