the church of the flying spaghetti monster

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can anyone really beyond a reasonable doubt disprove any belief? i think everyone is a little bit right and a little bit wrong. but my gods idea of heavan is better then any other idea of heavan i heard of we have a stripper factory and a beer volcano i mean and we accept the gays and no ones killed anyone else over the f.s.m so i think my religion is the only fair and just one.

may his noodly appendage touch you
and may you taste the sauce

Ramen!

 

[averageJOE]

Please go away.

 

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im being serious out of all the belifs of other religions why is mine anymore ridiculous to you. bible has werewolves vampires and zombies in it

 

[Otherright]

I really appreciate the humor of FSM. I like the idea that they make parallel ridiculous claims to emphasis the silliness of theological myth. I also like how some can do this with a straight face. But what you guys need on your writing staff is a person learned in theology so the arguments can be countered with theological reference.

 

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well i do belive in religion . well the movement is to kinda level out religious arguments that one is mor eimportant then the other all religion is created equally and i personally am a libertine and a pastafarian i belive all our belifs are equal no matter how ridiculous but i belive that people shouldnt belive everything they read and should study more then one faith for answers because everyone has atleast one right idea i have sampled many faiths and constructed my own belifs based on god a si understand him as a more fair and realistic being

 

[St Giordano Bruno]

Welcome the Rev Pastor Pasta

 

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thank you may you taste his sauce

 

[Revoltingest]

Don't listen to AverageJoe's pleas for mediocrity.
There is no evidence that yours isn't the true faith.
And we clearly see that many others are false.
We need more Pastafarians here.
May you be touched by His Noodly Appendage.

 

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Ramen!
may you taste his sauce

am i the first here?

 

[Revoltingest]

Ramen!
may you taste his sauce

am i the first here?

I don't know.
We have representatives of mainstream faiths such as Zoroastrianism & Wicca,
but I'm the only Revoltifarian & we have no follower of Bokononism at all.

Edit: A Bokononist just alerted me to his presence here.

 

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what is the premiss of revoltfarism? if you dont mind me asking

 

[Revoltingest]

what is the premiss of revoltfarism? if you dont mind me asking

We enjoy bacon.
We don't buy into the existence of truth.
We are skeptical of facts, which are just popular opinions.
We revolt against authority, Mr Charlie, The Man, The System & Vogons.
Our dogma: S**** happens. We go wrong when we try to read meaning into it.

Tis a very popular philosophy in Revoltistan.

 

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i also enjoy bacon :angel2:
i like the idea question everything even if its a fact
well i hope to drink beer out of a volcano with you in the afterlife and visit the stripper factory

 

[angellous_evangellous]

Welcome.

 

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thank you

 

[839311]

well i hope to drink beer out of a volcano with you in the afterlife and visit the stripper factory

Is there an option to work at the factory? Who is taking resumes?

 

[The Sum of Awe]

I don't know if it was a troll question but, on Yahoo Answers one time, I seen someone who takes the FSM literately, well it was the same guy with many times he kept talking about it as if it were absolutely serious. He absolutely believed in it I think, or so it seemed.


Parody religions gone far. :yes:

 

[Marble]

There is a theory that universe constists of Strings.
Now, when you look at the Flying Spagetti Monster, you see it has lots of strings:

I bet somone could create a really good theory that universe is actually nothing but Strings, created, maintained and manipulated by the FSM.

 

[angellous_evangellous]

AiFSM

 

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lol intresting theory and ya some people take it to far i just like the idea that all religions are kinda silly in some way