The Dark Side has Cookies

[jasonwill2]

The place for discussing "evil" recipes and gag pastries.

So you can buy cookie cutters shaped like letters? Never seen that before tbh.

 

[Quagmire]

There's good evidence that the "apple" in the Garden of Eden was actually a cookie, or at least some sweet-tasting bakery product of some sort.

Thanks to modernish diagnostic technology we now know that original manuscripts all said, "The fruit [filling ]of the [pas]tree[y] of Knowledge".

Unfortunately ancient scribes spilled coffee on those bits, hence the confusion.

 

[Gjallarhorn]

There's good evidence that the "apple" in the Garden of Eden was actually a cookie, or at least some sweet-tasting bakery product of some sort.

Thanks to modernish diagnostic technology we now know that original manuscripts all said, "The fruit [filling ]of the [pas]tree[y] of Knowledge".

Unfortunately ancient scribes spilled coffee on those bits, hence the confusion.

Snakes are the best bakers.

 

[Quagmire]

Snakes are the best bakers.

That was actually supposed to be "snack". A talking snack.

Yup.

See how much more sense that makes?

 

[Gjallarhorn]

That was actually supposed to be "snack". A talking snack.

Yup.

See how much more sense that makes?

[youtube]yZzQoIBBBi8[/youtube]

 

[Quagmire]

[youtube]yZzQoIBBBi8[/youtube]

Which is what Heaven really looks like. :yes:

See how they used a rabbit; symbol of Easter; symbol of redemption; and chocolate, symbol of chocolate, together?

To future generations, The Simpsons will be known as The Gospel of St. Matthew Groening

 

[jasonwill2]

There's good evidence that the "apple" in the Garden of Eden was actually a cookie, or at least some sweet-tasting bakery product of some sort.

Thanks to modernish diagnostic technology we now know that original manuscripts all said, "The fruit [filling ]of the [pas]tree[y] of Knowledge".

Unfortunately ancient scribes spilled coffee on those bits, hence the confusion.

That actually makes a lot more sense.

I wish I knew how to make Satanic cookies though =l

 

[Quagmire]

That actually makes a lot more sense.

I wish I knew how to make Satanic cookies though =l

Easy: just leave them in the oven FOREVER!!!!

 

[jasonwill2]

Easy: just leave them in the oven FOREVER!!!!

I meant from scratch as opposed to those pre-made ones you just cut and stick in the oven

Oh wait, I get it now lol.

 

[Incestual_Satanist]

ht tp://ww w.ho lyblasphemy.n et/satan-is-a-cookie/

Sorry I'm a noob without 15 posts

 

[Alceste]

That was actually supposed to be "snack". A talking snack.

Yup.

See how much more sense that makes?

WAY better than the original.