I like the cheque response!
You remind me of a run-in I had with the cops in the 70's!
In England we needed a 'Permit to Acquire' black powder which I needed for my old 8 bore. One day a cop telephoned to say 'Your permit has run out, do you still have any black powder? I said 'Yes'. 25 minutes later two cops were pounding on the door, with one out in the street. This utterly useless Sergeant was all excited because at last (he thought) he had caught somebody committing a serious offence.
They were preparing to arrest me (I thought) when I asked this idiot 'Exactly what offence have you in mind?' He replied 'Keeping an explosive substance without a licence!'
I explained the the Permit was only a permit to ACQUIRE the stuff, (no other licence existed then) and since I had not used much the previous year I did not need to ACQUIRE any more.
The other cop (who was just a witness) looked at this sergeant like he was a true tw-t and they all left.
I later got a very vicious letter from the cops and a new Permit to acquire 4 oz of black powder,
just so that I had a permit..... I was holding about 2 lbs of the stuff!!
I wanted to send the permit back 'cos it was frivolous and they obviously still didn't understand BP Permits, but in those days I didn't have the stomach for the ensuing fight against officialdom.
I hope Revolting doesn't read this.... too much joy might upset his stomach or something.....