The False History of Tyson

[Debater Slayer]

False history states that Tyson was a jerk because he bit off a part of Evander Holyfield's ear, but the truth is that Tyson was a jerk... for other reasons. You can see here that Tyson was a total meathead:

Why do lovers of Tyson hide this truth? Shouldn't we stand against jerks like Tyson?

 

[John53]

But doesn't the face tatt give him some credibility?

 

[ChristineM]

But doesn't the face tatt give him some credibility?

No...

 

[Brickjectivity]

Shouldn't we stand against jerks like Tyson?

Someone on a radio station said Tyson only bit because Hollyfield kept head-butting. I'd no idea if it was true. They also said Tyson and Hollyfield became lifelong friends afterwards.

 

[dybmh]

I heard once that Tyson has a lovely singing voice. Link

 

[Revoltingest]

I like Mike Tyson.
Mike Tyson Mysteries - Wikipedia
Some profanity....

 

[Moonjuice]

False history states that Tyson was a jerk because he bit off a part of Evander Holyfield's ear, but the truth is that Tyson was a jerk... for other reasons. You can see here that Tyson was a total meathead:

Why do lovers of Tyson hide this truth? Shouldn't we stand against jerks like Tyson?

What are you talking about? Is this an attempt at humor or are you trying to make some sort of point here?

 

[Debater Slayer]

But doesn't the face tatt give him some credibility?

It has to. Hard to argue against someone when they have a seal of approval on their face!

 

[John53]

What are you talking about? Is this an attempt at humor or are you trying to make some sort of point here?

It's posted in the jokes section.....

 

[Debater Slayer]

What are you talking about? Is this an attempt at humor or are you trying to make some sort of point here?

It's a joke thread and not supposed to make any point. The rest of the forums exist for making points.

 

[Moonjuice]

It's a joke thread and not supposed to make any point. The rest of the forums exist for making points.

Ha! Okay, gotcha. I didn't notice what forum this was in.

 

[Subduction Zone]

Someone on a radio station said Tyson only bit because Hollyfield kept head-butting. I'd no idea if it was true. They also said Tyson and Hollyfield became lifelong friends afterwards.

I watched the fight. Part of it was due to Tyson's fighting style He liked to throw looping hook punches. One of the supposed "head butts" that occurred just before one of the bites, he bit both of Hollyfield's ears, he had thrown a punch that drove Hollyfield's head into him. In other words he hit himself.

 

[Vinayaka]

Guy was hungry, what can you expect?

 

[Hop_David]

He's a Van Gogh fan so he can't be all bad.

 

[Hop_David]

What are you talking about? Is this an attempt at humor or are you trying to make some sort of point here?

Maybe this joke thread is a comment on my thread The false histories of Neil deGrasse Tyson.

 

[Debater Slayer]

Maybe this joke thread is a comment on my thread The false histories of Neil deGrasse Tyson.

Yeah, the title is based on that, although it's not meant to mock your thread or anything. I just saw an opportunity for a pun and took it.

 

[Twilight Hue]

False history states that Tyson was a jerk because he bit off a part of Evander Holyfield's ear, but the truth is that Tyson was a jerk... for other reasons. You can see here that Tyson was a total meathead:

Why do lovers of Tyson hide this truth? Shouldn't we stand against jerks like Tyson?

Contrary to popular opinion, I do question the iron content in Tyson along with his university degree in physics.

I suspect people are talking about two completely different Tysons, although I have no scientific evidence to back it up.