A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."
[sarcasm] Great. More anti-trench coat views. As if I didn't already have to worry about people getting edgy about wondering if I'm going to pull out a gun and blow thier heads off when I reach for my wallet. Now I'm gonna have people wondering if I'm going to flash them [/sarcasm]