The Generalization Thread

[MysticSang'ha]

Aye, woman! I should know...I'm a victim of feminazis!
I was once young, virile, strong, independent, abrasive, brutish & manly.
Now I take out the compost, occasionally wash a dish, & even go shopping for lamp shades!
I even wore a tie to a gay wedding last year....oh, the horror!
You wimins is all at fault.

Men. Always complaining....

 

[Revoltingest]

Wimins never understand!

 

[Kilgore Trout]

People who discount generalizations because they are not absolutes, generally miss the point of what generalizations are.

 

[The Sum of Awe]

All of my teachers think I am actually studying

 

[nilsz]

The sky is blue.

 

[Revoltingest]

Women are all short!

 

[The Sum of Awe]

All politicians are liars, wait a sec...

 

[Tumah]

All men are created equal.

 

[crossfire]

Ahh, I see everyone has brought their broad brushes! Excellent!

Here's the paint. There are the walls. Have at it!

 

[Tumah]

Ahh, I see everyone has brought their broad brushes! Excellent!

Here's the paint. There are the walls. Have at it!

Do you always have to be so upbeat???

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Nobody understands the difference between a generalization and an overgeneralization.

 

[crossfire]

Do you always have to be so upbeat???

**passes Tumah the peachy-colored paint**

Why yes! Everything should be just peachy! {as soon as you all get finished painting}

**Puts my rose-colored glasses back on**

 

[crossfire]

Nobody understands the difference between a generalization and an overgeneralization.

Of course everybody is familiar with the taxonomy of family, (familiar,) Genus (general,) and species (specific.)

 

[StarryNightshade]

Of course everybody is familiar with the taxonomy of family, (familiar,) Genus (general,) and species (specific.)

Please, don't you know that anyone with half a brain knows that anything related to any kind of science is evil?

 

[BSM1]

Please, don't you know that anyone with half a brain knows that anything related to any kind of science is evil?

Generally I'd agree with you, but it's so hard to find someone with just half a brain.

 

[oldbadger]

Gender equality is always a code word for the secret feminist agenda of making men skirt wearing subservients.

I thought you liked wearing skirts and stuff....

 

[Revoltingest]

You alwayz get thingz wrong!

 

[StarryNightshade]

You alwayz get thingz wrong!

No, YOU always get things wrong!

 

[Revoltingest]

Well, you never get things right!
There! Take that! Hah! Double hah!

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Always with the mad laughter...