Gather round, young 'uns, and let me tell you about the Great RFormation (2014-?).
In the beginning, God created the Heaven, and the Earth. And Rex created RF.
And 'lo, God was pleased with his creation, but Rex was all a bit 'Meh' about RF.
But the people came, and the people were good. Apart from a few, but they ended up with a ban-stick fair in the jacksies, and so the lands of RF prospered.
Rex looked on his creation, and was satisfied, so he buggered off for a while. For 40 days, and 40 nights he travelled the wilderness, as long as you realise that time here is allegorical, and don't literally count 40 days, nimrod. He learnt on his travels of many things. Of people, and their strangeness. Of responsive web design, and of Facebook, and the strange magik of the 'social media'. And Rex thought on his creation, and Rex felt much saddened. For his people were ignorant of what he'd learnt.
And so it was that the Creator returned, bringing with him his ten commandments.
1. Thou shalt like
2. Thou shalt converse
3. Thou shalt use an officially sanctioned chat room, rather than getting random Finnish Goddess called @Infinitum to set up a black ops alternative.
4. Thou shalt remember thy Creator's name, and thou shalt respectfully summon him like this ; G'day @Rex
5. Thou shalt forget how to count
10. Thou shalt cut @lewisnotmiller some slack, since he's 'special'.
For some of us, this Great RFormation is merely another test sent by Rex/God to test us. We still remember the trials we endured in emancipating frubals in the Frubal Revolution of '13.
Perhaps Rex/God looked at this emancipation and was pleased? Perhaps this led to his return?
In any case, we emancipated frubals so thoroughly that they seem to have taken the opportunity to temporarily hop it, so...
Look around you, young 'uns. Look around, and breath in the changing times. For in the future, it might be YOU who can post some completely rambling pile of tripe that masquerades as a thread. And you can say 'I was there.'
Now...surely that was worth a beer?
*waves empty glass around*
Anyone?
(PS. all thanks/blame goes to @DreadFish for coining the phrase 'Great RFormation of '14')
In the beginning, God created the Heaven, and the Earth. And Rex created RF.
And 'lo, God was pleased with his creation, but Rex was all a bit 'Meh' about RF.
But the people came, and the people were good. Apart from a few, but they ended up with a ban-stick fair in the jacksies, and so the lands of RF prospered.
Rex looked on his creation, and was satisfied, so he buggered off for a while. For 40 days, and 40 nights he travelled the wilderness, as long as you realise that time here is allegorical, and don't literally count 40 days, nimrod. He learnt on his travels of many things. Of people, and their strangeness. Of responsive web design, and of Facebook, and the strange magik of the 'social media'. And Rex thought on his creation, and Rex felt much saddened. For his people were ignorant of what he'd learnt.
And so it was that the Creator returned, bringing with him his ten commandments.
1. Thou shalt like
2. Thou shalt converse
3. Thou shalt use an officially sanctioned chat room, rather than getting random Finnish Goddess called @Infinitum to set up a black ops alternative.
4. Thou shalt remember thy Creator's name, and thou shalt respectfully summon him like this ; G'day @Rex
5. Thou shalt forget how to count
10. Thou shalt cut @lewisnotmiller some slack, since he's 'special'.
For some of us, this Great RFormation is merely another test sent by Rex/God to test us. We still remember the trials we endured in emancipating frubals in the Frubal Revolution of '13.
Perhaps Rex/God looked at this emancipation and was pleased? Perhaps this led to his return?
In any case, we emancipated frubals so thoroughly that they seem to have taken the opportunity to temporarily hop it, so...
Look around you, young 'uns. Look around, and breath in the changing times. For in the future, it might be YOU who can post some completely rambling pile of tripe that masquerades as a thread. And you can say 'I was there.'
Now...surely that was worth a beer?
*waves empty glass around*
Anyone?
(PS. all thanks/blame goes to @DreadFish for coining the phrase 'Great RFormation of '14')
