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The homophobe test!

Mike182

Flaming Queer
AlanGurvey said:
I'm 70% Human... 0.o... what type of question is "Have you ever masterbated to yourself in the mirror?"

Seriously? What the ****!

hehe, the first question made me think it wasn't that serious.... because i couldn't find the guys profile, i clicked the first choice :D
 

standing_alone

Well-Known Member
Mike182 said:
HA! that's the funniest thing :biglaugh:

although, i think it is weird that you, me and Dave over there still turned out to be slightly homophobic :areyoucra

Guess we must hate ourselves in some sort of way then. That's kind of sad.


AlanGurvey said:
0.o... what type of question is "Have you ever masterbated to yourself in the mirror?"

Seriously? What the ****!

Come on. Everyone knows that those that masturbate in front of mirrors are much more accepting and tolerant to homosexuals than thoes that don't. :rolleyes:
 

Aqualung

Tasty
S_A said:
Come on. Everyone knows that those that masturbate in front of mirrors are much more accepting and tolerant to homosexuals than thoes that don't.
And waaay more accepting than those who don't masturbate at all.
 

Buttercup

Veteran Member
Hmmm. Thought I copied the text.....dang it! OH well.......had the same score as Michel. In other words, I think I passed! ;)
 

zombieharlot

Some Kind of Strange
Mike182 said:
we're obviously repressing something..... :(

I think there's another quiz out there to see how straight-acting you are. Maybe the percentage of you that's straight-acting is the exact same percentage that you need to equal one hundred?:shrug:
 

Mike182

Flaming Queer
zombieharlot said:
I think there's another quiz out there to see how straight-acting you are. Maybe the percentage of you that's straight-acting is the exact same percentage that you need to equal one hundred?:shrug:

*slaps thigh in camp-like fashion* ahhh, that'l be it :D
 

jeffrey

†ßig Dog†
AlanGurvey said:
I'm 70% Human... 0.o... what type of question is "Have you ever masturbated to yourself in the mirror?"

Seriously? What the ****!
You mean you have never done that? I mean, just for curiosity's sake? I have when I was younger. I think most women have too, probably a higher percentage then men.
 

Atheist_Dave

*Foxy Lady*
I have a thing about mirrors, they rock! I'm not sure it has anything to do with finding yourself or your sex attractive though, I think it just gives you a feeling of being watched, which for some is very arousing, including me. Sometimes it's nice to be the voyeur and the exibitionist at the same time :p
 

jeffrey

†ßig Dog†
Atheist_Dave said:
I have a thing about mirrors, they rock! I'm not sure it has anything to do with finding yourself or your sex attractive though, I think it just gives you a feeling of being watched, which for some is very arousing, including me. Sometimes it's nice to be the voyeur and the exibitionist at the same time :p
I think it's also about enjoying watching.. as a male, another male. Of course it's yourself, but in the mirror it's still another someone of the same sex. If this makes sense.
Kind of like watching porn too. Unless you are watching, from a male's side of it, girl on girl only, you are also watching someone of your same sex, usually with a "member" that hangs to their knees. Pi**es me off. Hope it falls off on them.
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Yerda

Veteran Member
Aqualung said:
And waaay more accepting than those who don't masturbate at all.
We all know those people are mythical. :p

I got 60%. Which is about my average on tests these days. If only I had studied first...
 

Matt88

Member
Aqualung said:
I'm 34% human. Mwahahaha!

HA HA HA HA HA! I beat you! 23% human! HA HA HA HA HA!!! I can only speculate on what the other 77% is...

higher than 99% on phobopoints.

I didn't really need a test to figure out i was a homophobe, though.
 

EnhancedSpirit

High Priestess
My Kinda Person
You're 83% Human!
17% Unicorn!
Do you know any cute, single gay men who might need an intelligent date? If so, send them my way.

You're a wonderful person whose likely traveled, has experienced a world beyond they one they grew up in, or, at the very least, you are someone who will achieve great things in this life.

You think outside of the box, and accept people for who they are. You realize that what happens behind closed doors is irrelevant to who a person is externally. You judge people based on how they treat the world, not how the world categorizes them. If you're straight, have lots of children. If you're gay, then shoot me a message.

Thanks for being alive! I applaud your efforts and am eternally grateful that there's at least one other person who knows that the world we live in is not the world we could live in.
 

evearael

Well-Known Member
This quiz sparked a humorous conversation between my husband and me... I asked the mirror question and he didn't understand what I was getting at, so I told him it was like there were two of me. Well, that made him very happy until I pointed out that the mirror would be like two of him. He wasn't happy at all about that mental image. I haven't laughed so hard in a long time.
 
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Majikthise

Guest
59% PERCENT Human.
I think I lost a few points because I'm transexualaphobic. It's just the one thing I can't see any validity in. I'm not talking crossdressers or drag queens, just those who mutilate their bodies in pursuit of their true identities.:shrug:
 

lasthope

Member
Dang, I am kinda suprised at this result:


<TD>It's not that you're homophobic, it's that you don't think about much beyond your straight-and-narrow bubble. This doesn't mean there's not hope for you, though; so keep up your hope, slugger! <BR><BR>You're likely a fairly intelligent person, with a fairly normal life. You probably grew up in the suburbs, or in Washington DC, and have encountered few gay people. Those you have encountered likely experienced the same bigoted upbringing you endured and likewise remained closeted until they reached a point in their lives where they gave up all hope, found a nice gay sexual partner off the internet, and cheated on their wife and kids until they were discovered whilst on a business trip in Las Vegas. <BR><BR>You are not a bad person. You've just never really thought about being a better person. You were never the kid picked last for a team, but likewise never the first. You consider things, but only direct affronts to your existence. I wouldn't say you're not a thinker, but I also wouldn't assume that you think too much. </TD></TR>

Man, leave it to an internet test to make you feel like crap.
 

Freedomelf

Active Member
Well....I guess I fall into the acceptable category, although not quite as high as that 88% human I saw above. :)
My Kinda Person
You're 71% Human!
Thanks
Bravo, etc.
 
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