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The hymen doesn't work that way, bible.

Skwim

Veteran Member
Shalom All, why does everyone think they know something, when they know nothing at all (I'm hoping I don't fall within that judgment-:)). Elohim has a Penis, and His Wife has a Vagina, and it is a great Mystery to understand THEIR Love Making. To be sure, His Wife does have a Hymen covering Her Vagina, and His Penis WILL penetrate it. Does anyone know HOW that takes place? And what happens WHEN His Wife brings Him to Completion? But you know, it is a shame, He had to DIVORCE one of His Wives, because she would not SUBMIT to Him, and committed adultery (Jeremiah 3:8). Blessings in The Name, ImAHebrew.
Are you saying that the Israel mentioned in Jeremiah 3:8 isn't the northern kingdom of Israel, but some kind of being?
 

Ken Brown

Well-Known Member
Are you saying that the Israel mentioned in Jeremiah 3:8 isn't the northern kingdom of Israel, but some kind of being?
Shalom Skwim, thank you for the question. The Northern Kingdom of Israel was one of Two Sisters that were married to Elohim. Elohim divorced the Kingdom of Israel, and her sister Judah (the other wife of Elohim), became a widow. Who can explain that? Blessings in The Name, ImAHebrew.
 

Skwim

Veteran Member
Shalom Skwim, thank you for the question. The Northern Kingdom of Israel was one of Two Sisters that were married to Elohim. Elohim divorced the Kingdom of Israel, and her sister Judah (the other wife of Elohim), became a widow. Who can explain that? Blessings in The Name, ImAHebrew.
So what is god's penis, and who is his wife and what is here vagina?
 

Ken Brown

Well-Known Member
So what is god's penis, and who is his wife and what is here vagina?
Shalom Skwim, more good questions. I will answer one. Elohim's Penis is The Torah, and with The Torah comes BOTH wrath (urine) and blessings (semen-life), just like a physical man's penis, and the hymen was penetrated here, which brought forth blood (Exodus 24:7-8). Blessings in The Name, ImAHebrew.
 

Ken Brown

Well-Known Member
Obviously...
Shalom dantech, I'm glad we cleared that up. Now, if you wouldn't mind, please tell me, according to what you smoke, what is the LIFE or BLOOD of the Covenant? In your estimation, what is it that allows for the Covenant to continue and exist, and what in your mind would happen to the Covenant if the people went "a whoring" after other or false elohim (Exodus 34:14-15)? Just what kind of "intercourse" do you think transpires when a people go "a whoring" after a false elohim? Blessings in The Name, ImAHebrew.
 

dantech

Well-Known Member
Shalom dantech, I'm glad we cleared that up. Now, if you wouldn't mind, please tell me, according to what you smoke, what is the LIFE or BLOOD of the Covenant? In your estimation, what is it that allows for the Covenant to continue and exist, and what in your mind would happen to the Covenant if the people went "a whoring" after other or false elohim (Exodus 34:14-15)? Just what kind of "intercourse" do you think transpires when a people go "a whoring" after a false elohim? Blessings in The Name, ImAHebrew.
If you want to have a discussion with me about the Torah, you're going to have to stop using perverse metaphors.
 

Ken Brown

Well-Known Member
If you want to have a discussion with me about the Torah, you're going to have to stop using perverse metaphors.
Shalom dantech, are you referring to the words I have in quotations? So instead of using "a xxxxxxx" I should have used "played the harlot?" Let me know. Blessings in The Name, ImAHebrew.
 

MountainPine

Deuteronomy 30:16
The Virgin birth doctrine isn't Biblical. It's just a myth that the Church borrowed from from ancient pagan pantheons. I will provide an explanation on what the context of scripture is:

[Matthew 1:18] Now the birth of Jesus Christ was on this wise: When as his mother Mary was espoused to Joseph, before they came together, she was found with child of the Holy Ghost. (KJV)

It is to be read as: "Before they consummated the marriage, Mary was pregnant." This does not indicate that they didn't have sex before marriage. Joseph was a Nazarite, and the Nazarites had their own customs. The Nazarites only had sex for the purpose of procreation. To them, the making love with one woman constituted a union. The institution of marriage was only a Judaean custom, and it would have been socially unacceptable if everyone knew she was pregnant before they were married according to Judaean tradition. That is why Joseph was commanded to hide Mary (v 19).

Joseph, being a Nazarite, had the Holy Spirit (meaning he was set-apart and righteous). So when Joseph impregnated her, she was so by the Holy Spirit. This is the only interpretation that makes sense. An ovum cannot fertilize and begin meiosis without sperm, and no woman’s hymen can remain intact after giving birth—even if she was impregnated “miraculously”. It is absurd to believe otherwise, even by God’s standards.

The same interpretation is applied to v. 25. They didn’t have sex while she was pregnant. This doesn’t mean they didn’t do it before she got pregnant, which obviously they did.

No truth can be contrary to reason. Therefore, when it is said that "What is impossible with men is possible with God," it is to be understood not that God does things which are mischievous or absurd, but that God has set forth the laws and statutes of the universe in harmonious clarity (Jeremiah 33:25, Job 38).
 
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