The IF Game

[ChristineES]

I don't know if this will catch on or not. It just sort of popped into my head. Let's ask some rhetorical questions-- silly or serious. Maybe we can answer them, too.

1. IF- if you found out that chickens, cows, pigs, and so on had great intelligence (compared to humans), would you stop eating them?

2. IF- if you found out your best friend was dating a person you used to go out with, would you be angry or relieved?

 

[whereismynotecard]

I don't know if this will catch on or not. It just sort of popped into my head. Let's ask some rhetorical questions-- silly or serious. Maybe we can answer them, too.

1. IF- if you found out that chickens, cows, pigs, and so on had great intelligence (compared to humans), would you stop eating them?

2. IF- if you found out your best friend was dating a person you used to go out with, would you be angry or relieved?

1. I would still eat them, because I already know I am a mean person for eating them now, and I would still be mean if they were smart... (though I don't eat cows or pigs)

2. I don't have a best friend.

 

[Don Penguinoini]

1. Never have, never will.

2. Haven't had any girlfriends, he is always telling all sorts of things about... Well, i'll keep this to myself

 

[ChristineES]

IF- If you could go back in time to save one person's life who died prematurely who would you save?

Does anyone else have any rhetorical questions to ask?

 

[methylatedghosts]

If you could be invisible for an extended amount of time - what kind of mischief would you get up to? What kind of good things would you do?

If you could go back in time to save one person's life who died prematurely who would you save?

I wouldn't.

 

[yossarian22]

If you had an 'if question', what would it be?

 

[Manipulated]

If you had an 'if question', what would it be?

If you got to choose between being male or female before you are born what would you choose?

 

[ChristineES]

If you got to choose between being male or female before you are born what would you choose?

I would stay female.

 

[BucephalusBB]

if you found out that chickens, cows, pigs, and so on had great intelligence (compared to humans), would you stop eating them?
Only if they start begging me

if you found out your best friend was dating a person you used to go out with, would you be angry or relieved?
depending on the person, I choose relieved.

If you could go back in time to save one person's life who died prematurely who would you save?
Nobody..

If you could be invisible for an extended amount of time - what kind of mischief would you get up to? What kind of good things would you do?
Something with women and showers.. And about the good things? I am allready too far to the darkside..

If you got to choose between being male or female before you are born what would you choose?
I don't like shaving my beard every day. But it can't be worse than having to shave your legs, armpits etc... I'll stay a guy..



New one:
If you saw a flying pig, would you tell anybody?

 

[MiChAelThOmPsOn72]

-If you found out that chickens, cows, pigs, and so on had great intelligence (compared to humans), would you stop eating them?

I won't eat anything that will tell me to eat my vegetables.

-If you found out your best friend was dating a person you used to go out with, would you be angry or relieved?

My best friend dated my ex and now they are happily married with a son. I am the god father. I doubt that would be concidered depressing as I love children.

-If you could go back in time to save one person's life who died prematurely who would you save?

It wasn't meant to be.

-If you could be invisible for an extended amount of time - what kind of mischief would you get up to? What kind of good things would you do?

Bad thing is rob a bank. Good thing is donate the money to the needy.

-If you got to choose between being male or female before you are born what would you choose?

I am already a male so I would have to say, female. I like trying out new things.

-If you saw a flying pig, would you tell anybody?

Nah

New One:
If you saw GOD, would you tell someone?

 

[whereismynotecard]

IF- If you could go back in time to save one person's life who died prematurely who would you save?

Buddy, my cat who was drowned by my deranged neighbour.

If you could be invisible for an extended amount of time - what kind of mischief would you get up to? What kind of good things would you do?

I would steal lots of things, especially from people who I don't like.

 

[ChristineES]

If you saw GOD, would you tell someone?

Are you kidding? They would probably put me in the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers that sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes... Oops I shouldn't steal lines from other people.