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The last post is the LOSER!

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Oh, yeah?

I can out-lose you any day of the week... with one hand tied behind my back...while jumping on a pogo stick in a pool of jello, and eating an ice cream cone!
Ya don't know lose'n, lassie....yer doomed ta win with that kind'a attitood!
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Trying to butter me up, are you? It almost worked.

I almost agreed that I could improve my loserosity by following your lead.
P'shaw!
You wouldn't know lose'n if'n it came up & bit ya on the nose.
And that cute little button nose is the sign of winner!
 

4consideration

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Premium Member
P'shaw!
You wouldn't know lose'n if'n it came up & bit ya on the nose.
And that cute little button nose is the sign of winner!
How dare yoo?! Just watch.

A limerick!

RF once had a loser.
This gal was quite a schmoozer.
No win was acceptable.
The loss was delectable.
Her poems, always a snoozer.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Yer doggerel's more of a winner.
More like a fine chicken dinner!
Mine's rank & stinky,
rancid & dinky.
Reeking of spoiled paint thinner.
 

4consideration

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Premium Member
I'd outdo you if I were able.
I sound like someone's Aunt Mabel.
Just talking and talking
Like a bunch of birds squalking.
You'll fall asleep and hit your head on the table!
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
You have some fine dedication
and dollops of keen perspication.
I lack all of that
& chew bacon fat
with thoughts which run more to predation.
 

Buddha Dharma

Dharma Practitioner
Ah there's a little risk involved when you play this one. I like that!

You must think if you wish to take the chance of losing before you play.
 
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