Daemon Sophic
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Oh no. Here we go with the bear thing again.
I'll come back later when its all over, FTW.
I'll come back later when its all over, FTW.
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The last post is the WINNER!
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There are 3 constants in RF.....
1) Bacon
2) Bears
3) Bombast
4) Inability to count
1) Bacon
2) Bears
3) Bombast
4) Inability to count
No no no. There are two things in that list. The other three don't belong there.
Thou art neither Romeo or Juliet. Instead varlet, thy yellow stockings are cross-gartered.
“What win I, if I gain the thing I seek?
A dream, a breath, a froth of fleeting joy.
Who buys a minute's mirth to wail a week?
Or sells eternity to get a toy?
For one sweet grape who will the vine destroy?
Or what fond beggar, but to touch the crown,
Would with the sceptre straight be strucken down?”
A dream, a breath, a froth of fleeting joy.
Who buys a minute's mirth to wail a week?
Or sells eternity to get a toy?
For one sweet grape who will the vine destroy?
Or what fond beggar, but to touch the crown,
Would with the sceptre straight be strucken down?”
I like it.
Here's a winning story for your Saturday night enjoyment
Oil Prices Rise 6% After Alberta Oil Workers Accidentally Unleash Balrog
Oil Prices Rise 6% After Alberta Oil Workers Accidentally Unleash Balrog
Rick O'Shez
Irishman bouncing off walls
This joke is so bad the rest of you won't see the point any more.... 
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Broken pencil
Broken pencil who?
Never mind, it's pointless
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Broken pencil
Broken pencil who?
Never mind, it's pointless
62.9F out here with a high predicted of 77F. Those are winning temperatures.
This joke is so bad the rest of you won't see the point any more....
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Broken pencil
Broken pencil who?
Never mind, it's pointless
I used to sit in meetings like that. Now as a retired person, I'm a winner because I don't have to do that any longer.
You are a winner in that context but not in this thread.