The last post is the WINNER!

[sun rise]

It's my turn to go to the farmer's market which is winning since I get to pick the fruit etc. My wife thinks she's won because when she goes, every other week, she does not pay attention to what is ripe etc so I'm motivated to go myself. But sometimes she has to put up with a lesson entitled "how to know when fruit is ripe" which she does not like. So we're either both winners or neither of us is a winner. Or a bit of both, I suppose.

 

[4consideration]

It's my turn to go to the farmer's market which is winning since I get to pick the fruit etc. My wife thinks she's won because when she goes, every other week, she does not pay attention to what is ripe etc so I'm motivated to go myself. But sometimes she has to put up with a lesson entitled "how to know when fruit is ripe" which she does not like. So we're either both winners or neither of us is a winner. Or a bit of both, I suppose.

I hope you have the good taste to be tactful when instructing about checking the melons.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

that's how I always get into trouble, squeezing things...

 

[4consideration]

that's how I always get into trouble, squeezing things...

Like this?

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

but not as much as when I've tried sniffing or tasting them...

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Like this?

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MISTER Whipple!

 

[4consideration]

MISTER Whipple!

I'll take that as a confession.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I confess!
https://search.yahoo.com/yhs/search...r2=sb-top-search&hspart=mozilla&hsimp=yhs-004

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

or maybe it's this one...

 

[sun rise]

or maybe it's this one...

Winning is sitting in "the comfy chair".

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I'm sitting on the comfy couch!

 

[4consideration]

Please pass the popcorn. Pretty please. Pumpkin.

I just can't stop "p" ing.

 

[sun rise]

Please pass the popcorn. Pretty please. Pumpkin.

I just can't stop "p" ing.

There is an obvious image I could post as a followup to "can't stop p'ing" but I won't. That restraint is of course the mark of a winner.

 

[4consideration]

There is an obvious image I could post as a followup to "can't stop p'ing" but I won't. That restraint is of course the mark of a winner.

Of course. That's why we keep you around. You class up the place... well, that and you fetch for us.

 

[sun rise]

Of course. That's why we keep you around. You class up the place... well, that and you fetch for us.

What a fetching remark.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I glad you showed restraint. But I'll post for the win.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Finally! Friendly Folk Finding Funny Phrases! I just can't stop F....ing

 

[4consideration]

What a fetching remark.

I thought it might retrieve a response.

 

[sun rise]

I thought it might retrieve a response.

And a tail worth telling.

 

[4consideration]

And a tail worth telling.

Make sure you mind your language while telling it, or I'll have a bone to pick with you.