The last post is the WINNER!

[Smart_Guy]

Seen that coming

 

[4consideration]

Wouldn't want to disappoint you.

 

[Smart_Guy]

As expected from the best

 

[Simurgh]

you can all go back to your naps now. i am here and i win.

 

[Smart_Guy]

My turn to wake up and post.

And accordingly win!

 

[Simurgh]

Good job, but in then I win anyhow. but thanks for keeping my pillow warm for me.

 

[HiddenHijabi]

*grabs cat by the scruff of the neck, throws cat outside*

Whoot, I win! And I didn't even need to take off my abaya! Here's a picture showing just how happy I am:

 

[4consideration]

I'm happy that you're happy.

 

[HiddenHijabi]

I really need to actually buy a proper full niqab...

 

[Simurgh]

oh happiness, throwing the cat out, hm? i am so glad i managed to deposit a little something for you in some of your shoes first.

 

[HiddenHijabi]

I took them off for night prayers.

Outsmarted!

 

[Simurgh]

that's fine, but you now either need to clean them before you can wear them again or else throw them out and buy new ones.

yeah, living the cat life to the fullest..shredding the occasional abaya, peeing in shoes, leaving hair all over the furniture and running across your face in the early morning. about 2 hours before you need to get up is a good time for that, don't you agree, human?

 

[Smart_Guy]

Hmm, coverings and kittens...

Anyways, I win!

 

[HiddenHijabi]

that's fine, but you now either need to clean them before you can wear them again or else throw them out and buy new ones.

yeah, living the cat life to the fullest..shredding the occasional abaya, peeing in shoes, leaving hair all over the furniture and running across your face in the early morning. about 2 hours before you need to get up is a good time for that, don't you agree, human?

The kicker is that according to Islam I can't give you the swift kick I'd like to give, because I'm meant to be nice to cats...

 

[Smart_Guy]

So what?

What matters is that I win haha.

 

[Simurgh]

Yeah, the Prophet (PBUH) knew that cats are special. and still you threaten me...is that hijab just for show?

sort it out while i do a victory lap around my plate full of delectable swordfish.

 

[Revoltingest]

The cat loses to a mere human!
And not just any human, but the lowest of the low....a janitor!

Although...I am a groundskeeper too.
No shame in defeat by one of us.

 

[HiddenHijabi]

Try again Revvie! I win!

 

[Smart_Guy]

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TONE!

 

[HiddenHijabi]

I tripped over my abaya getting onto the winner's podium...