yeah, you can have it back just after I get washing the dirt and dog slobber off of it...NOT! Once it's clean, it's mine!
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The last post is the WINNER!
- Thread starter ninerbuff
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Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
From now on I think I will call you scratching post
And you are non-winning
Well now it is covered with bear slobber and soon to be covered with scratching post leavings
So...you won't mind that I clean it up a little for you?
I have no problem, provided you make Revoltingest your scratching post and target his nuts for special treatment.
He once laughed so loud that the whole world came to know that a soccer ball had hit me in the scrotum.
Now that I'm back, rare.
You can have rare steak, but you will rarely have the win!
There are a lot of trade-offs in life. I plant my stake firmly.
You may stake you claim, but I skate past you for the win!
But, of course, you're on thin ice. Or should I write that my winning would be icing on the cake of my day.
You made an incorrect assumption about my mode of skating for the win...there is no icing where I skate...and hockey games rarely break out when fights occur...
I knew there was something odd and fishy about your post and voila, I found it, the skate:
again, you are barking up the wrong tree...you are skating around the issue, as I make circles around you...no fish to be found, and I take the prize!
I'll tree you for confusing speaking with tree bark.
Your bark is louder than your bight, and is of no avail, as I continue to win
That's a knotty problem you've presented me with.
Louder than a hank of rope?
Or do you mean "bite"?
as with skate, bight comes with multiple senses..perhaps my sense is nonsense...but I appear at the top of a wave or beach or a river, which might set you aquiver...and seize the win again!
It was time to wave your win bye bye as the tsunami of my victory cleared the beach and roared up the river.