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The last post is the WINNER!
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Excuse me, kitty, but I need to temporarily win.
There....done!
There....done!
The early bird gets the win.
It's from an expression, "The early bird gets the worm."
(I wasn't referring to you as a bird, but to myself. It means, that since I'm here early I get the prize, while everyone else is sleeping.)
(I wasn't referring to you as a bird, but to myself. It means, that since I'm here early I get the prize, while everyone else is sleeping.)
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I take your worm!
No comment.
I still have your worm.
Now I'm taking your milk shake!
Hey! Thanx to easy & pointless posts like this one, I've now hit 44,000 posts....woo hoo!
I'm shoot'n for 44,444.
Then I can die happy.
I might stick around though.
Now I'm taking your milk shake!
Hey! Thanx to easy & pointless posts like this one, I've now hit 44,000 posts....woo hoo!
I'm shoot'n for 44,444.
Then I can die happy.
I might stick around though.
Good. Now that you're fed for the day, you won't be bothering me for a sammich.
I win now!
Does that make me the smart guy?
Does that make me the smart guy?
I'm not gonna say it. You can't make me. Don't even try.
OK. If you insist.
I was thinking you're a smart something, but the next word wasn't "guy".
OK. If you insist.
I was thinking you're a smart something, but the next word wasn't "guy".
Yeah, me IQ is in the high double digits, toots!
(It's almost 70. Don't hate me fer be'n smart.)
(It's almost 70. Don't hate me fer be'n smart.)
Oh stop bragging.
I've been working on it, too. I just got off the IQ scale and I noticed a reduction of about 5 in the last week or so. Beet that!
Ooooooo....I want an IQ scale!
OK. If you insist. It's a high-tech piece of equipment. You have to agree not to show to anyone because we don't want manufacturers in other countries to get their hands on the technology.
To the untrained, and ingnant eye it may appear to be just like a bathroom scale. That's one of the ways it's useful for determining IQ (there's a lot of fancy science stuff that goes into it.) If you insist that it is a people weighing scale, you have to deduct 10 points automatically from your IQ. If you attempt to return it for a refund, we cut you original IQ number in half and then have to publish your humiliatingly low IQ score on the internet. It's in the fine print. We don't want to, but we have to.
Anyway...just send $199.99, plus S & H of $20.00 (it's heavy) to 4considerationistan. We'll rush it right to you as soon as we feel like it.