The last post is the WINNER!

[Smart_Guy]

Sorry, win was that again?

(I'm an Arab, so my pronunciation is a little off )

 

[HiddenHijabi]

I hate woodpigeons....and I win!

 

[Smart_Guy]

Hmm, never heard of pigeons that eat wood!

 

[rageoftyrael]

You know what I just won? This thread....

 

[Simurgh]

No, you did not win anything. You just managed to keep my seat warm. thanks.

I win.

 

[Revoltingest]

Hah! You thought the thread title was....
The Last Post Is The Wiener!

 

[Simurgh]

Nah, never even been in Wien, so I would not make that mistake. I know a winner when i see one.

That's why i look in the mirror and ignore you!

I win--again, and you can clean up the confetti from my parade.

 

[Revoltingest]

You left little doo doos in the confetti!
(Let's make Wu Wei clean it up.)


Hmmm....for a janitor, I don't do much cleaning.

 

[4consideration]

That's good.

For a winner, I think it's important to do a lot of winning.

 

[Revoltingest]

You've been allowed to be a winner since yesterday eve.
No more, toots!

 

[4consideration]

I guess I should just enjoy it while it lasts.

 

[Revoltingest]

Enjoy your LOSING!

 

[4consideration]

Thank you.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

<This is a placeholder for a future post of amazing wit and wisdom. Please hold all responses pending update of this placeholder. Thank-you.>

 

[4consideration]

OK. You have my full support.

I really can't wait to read it. I just love to read your wise and witty posts.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

*scratches his head*

I made a wise and witty post?

 

[Smart_Guy]

I...

can't...

wait...

for the...

price!

 

[lewisnotmiller]

The price? Hmmm....well, I don't know what it is we're trying to put a price against, so I can only assume the answer is 42.
Whether that is in Dollars, Yen, or ye olde Tibetan Srang, I really have no idea.

 

[Revoltingest]

Now, you're "Lewisnotwinner"!

 

[4consideration]

And you're a little behind me.

(I still laugh when I write that, even though I've used it before.)