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The last post is the WINNER!

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
What about the bacon.....is it safe?

There is no bacon....so...it is only safe by its absents.... much like all the fruit....that too....is gone. But he appears to have missed the chicken.... last time there was one in the fridge....he ate it.....all of it.....
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
You'd deny the working man his bacon?
Someone might end up in General Tso's 'chicken' if someone persists with that.
You are not a working man but a petty bourgeois blood sucker. Now if you were to offer your van in the service of the people, you might escape your fate.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
You are not a working man but a petty bourgeois blood sucker.
What's your point in stating the blindingly obvious?
Now if you were to offer your van in the service of the people, you might escape your fate.
Actually, my van serves others by enabling preservation & display of our glorious machine tool & engine history.
There's no need bow to me or to thank me for my service.
 

beenherebeforeagain

Rogue Animist
Premium Member
Your possession of bacon is not evidence of you being the winning sort...therefore, I claim the win from you until you can provide better proofs of deserving the win
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
I know a Scotsman who I'm sure would be thrilled to be of service to the ecology that could be invited.

OK

I think I'll pass--don't want to BE lunch, and am not sure I want to share in whatever/whomever else you might select for lunch...

sheesh...can't a bear just be a nice guy once in awhile.... this prejudging stuff is just wrong you know......and just so YOU know.....It was macaroni and cheese with vegetable dumplings and some vegetables....... ummmm...they dropped their packs and ran....but at least they had good food in the packs

I'm not falling for that one again!

Oh quit your whining... you got some exercise.... and proved your point...which was "tis nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman"
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
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Oh quit your whining... you got some exercise.... and proved your point...which was "tis nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman"
It's not a matter of speed but what would want to catch a greasy Scotsman smeared no doubt with bacon fat and haggis. Now if the haggis were left off, that might be another matter.
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
Where's the theology in that?
Buddhism for one. Bacon is suffering. If you eat bacon, you will be ultimately disappointed because the bacon will run out. Or the bacon might give you the runs. So run from the play of maya, the opposites of having bacon and not having bacon, and into the arms of what's real - become the bacon self you always were and be consumed in divine union. Bow down and study

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