The last post is the WINNER!

[sun rise]

Now that the nose hair of the dog is wagging it's resplendent tale of two sales, the voice speaks ever and ever and ever amongst the shining trees which shimmy under the door holding it in its arms which are loaded and ready for another round.

 

[Thief]

another boozer.....

sorry...I meant ....loser

 

[Wu Wei]

What lite threw Yawn windows Brake

 

[sun rise]

another boozer.....

sorry...I meant ....loser

booze schmooze lose fuse refuse

 

[Thief]

that light would be Sunrise in the east

too late in the morning to be a winner

 

[Wu Wei]

Well a marter woop a ding dang hummer nor phit

 

[Revoltingest]

you've been driving on one good tire?
you're weird

The 10 year old tire is the spare.
It would only be safe at a low load or low speed.

 

[Wu Wei]

Whoopie
Istallflextion
Neeeeeperneep
Nicnicnuuuuu
Eeeeeeeeeeser
Roogdoogablort

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

a simple win

 

[Wu Wei]

 

[sun rise]

The saddle blaze will not saddle me with saddle sores.

 

[Wu Wei]

Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.

 

[Thief]

unrectum to you too....loser

 

[Revoltingest]

Mr Van's 2nd underbed box is finally installed, thereby conferring a major win upon me!

 

[Thief]

too much investment in your vehicle..makes you a loser

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

A ninja was annoyed in the making of this win

 

[Revoltingest]

too much investment in your vehicle..makes you a loser

It's a pretty fancy rig for just under $16K total invested (not counting what it's stocked with).
Sounds like a big fat juicy win to me!

 

[Wu Wei]

Wow, Mr Van sounds awesome...soooo.... where do you keep Mr Van..... I'd like to see it......

 

[Thief]

off to earn my keep.

I am a winner

 

[Wu Wei]

well...you were...now you're just another loser