The last post is the WINNER!

[Revoltingest]

Winning by insulting him every chance I get.

 

[Wu Wei]

they saw the bear and they ran
ran right towards Mr Van
the bear got there
with nary a care
stuff all in one trashcan

Alternative ending

they saw the bear and they ran
ran right towards Mr Van
the bear got there
with nary a care
devoured every last man

 

[Wu Wei]

Or Vogon poetry

See, see the Ursidae sky
Marvel at its big brown depths.
Tell me, Smokey do you
Wonder why the Panda ignores you?
Why its fliberygibit stare
makes you feel bearish.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your grizzlybear facial growth
That looks like
leftovers
What's more, it knows
Your grizzly potting shed
Smells of Revoltingest.
Everything under the big Ursidae sky
Asks why, why do I even bother?
You only charm Kodiaks.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

winning without Vogon poetry

 

[Revoltingest]

Winning by finishing off another box of Batman cereal.
At $1 per box, I bought all they had at the lumber yard.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

no batman cereal was serially consumed in the making of this win

 

[Wu Wei]

winning by not eating a joke box of cereal, purchased at a lumber yard, that was actually just a box of wood chips with the word Batman written on the outside

 

[Revoltingest]

Educated posters capitalize the "B" in "Batman".

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

and my lack of education hasn't hurt me none,
I can read the writing on the wall...

 

[DavidFirth]

I dont need no edjumacation to win.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

all in all, you're just another brick in the wall...and I win

 

[DavidFirth]

I've been here before. And I'll be here again.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Yes, that is true of almost all of us who have played in this thread...

and I win

 

[Wu Wei]

played!?

This is not playing...this is a highly important and heated competitions and if you can't stand the heat...get out of the fire

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

played!?

This is not playing...this is a highly important and heated competitions and if you can't stand the heat...get out of the fire

yes, play and played! If you can't have fun in what you're doing, you're probably a grumpy old bear. Be more like that always happy dog...Everything is a game to him! And try not to be like @Revoltingest , he's a real stinker...

 

[Revoltingest]

yes, play and played! If you can't have fun in what you're doing, you're probably a grumpy old bear. Be more like that always happy dog...Everything is a game to him! And try not to be like @Revoltingest , he's a real stinker...

The bear doesn't have what it takes to be as revolting, offensive, disagreeable,
odiferous, kiltogenic, haggistastic, almost house broken, & all around hostile.

Who else has had even staff curse me with "May you choke on your own bile."?
Yes, it really happened...the post is still there...I just checked.
Top that, all ya wannabees!

 

[Wu Wei]

yes, play and played! If you can't have fun in what you're doing, you're probably a grumpy old bear. Be more like that always happy dog...Everything is a game to him! And try not to be like @Revoltingest , he's a real stinker...

Oh for crying out loud...that's nothing new...it is written there in plain Latin ursus senum severiorum right under my name

 

[Wu Wei]

The bear doesn't have what it takes to be as revolting, offensive, disagreeable,
odiferous, kiltogenic, haggistastic, almost house broken, & all around hostile.

Who else has had even staff curse me with "May you choke on your own bile."?
Yes, it really happened...the post is still there...I just checked.
Top that, all ya wannabees!

agreed on all bits except the "all around hostile" part

 

[Revoltingest]

agreed on all bits except the "all around hostile" part

You own "deadly", but not hostile...you're just too cute.

 

[Wu Wei]

You own "deadly", but not hostile...you're just too cute.

I am both appreciative and creeped out.... not sure how to take the fact you think I'm cute...