The last post is the WINNER!

[Shadow Wolf]

Jobs do have ups and downs. I used to fantasize about putting on armor and picking up a sword and a lance, getting on a horse and riding through cubicle land slaying people-shaped dragons.

Just replace "people shaped dragons" with "people," and that sounds like a good job for me.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

socially demanding position.....?
for three days.....

not sure if I want to know.....

Basically, I moved the only client I'm scheduled to visit Friday to tomorrow, and I worked 11 hours Monday and today, and 9 hours Tuesday and will do 9 tomorrow. So no Friday work for me. My *** people can kiss. Far away from people I need to be.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I win because I got to tell a bonafide member of the bourgeoisie what she must do, that she must cater to the needs of lowest, poorest, and most vulnerable in our society, and not on her time but right the "f" now. Throw her "wah, wah, I don't have all this crap" that she really wasn't even looking for, talking calls while talking to my client. *****, you're gonna get this list of complaints fixed because I'm going to be way easier to deal with than the state.
Being a "pinko Commie," such a thing brought me great delight forcefully grabbing her power from her hands and whacking her upside the head with it.

 

[Revoltingest]

I win despite not ordering anyone around today.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

winning by have successfully navigated my way through yet most of another day

 

[Revoltingest]

Winning having never owned a Lincoln Navigator.

 

[Rough Beast Sloucher]

I win by having once owned a Karmann Ghia and being able to operate the clutch and dogleg shift simultaneously without looking or grinding gears.

 

[Revoltingest]

I win by winning.

 

[Buddha Dharma]

No I win, as we see

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I choose to let the next poster win...at least for a few moments

 

[Buddha Dharma]

Don't mind if I do buddy

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Okay, you've had the win long enough!

 

[Thief]

you shouldn't have it at all......loser

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

neither should you

 

[sun rise]

My win is voluntary....no conscription involved.

Your win is proscribed.

 

[Wu Wei]

I win

 

[Rough Beast Sloucher]

Not anymore

 

[Wu Wei]

You must be made to lose

 

[Rough Beast Sloucher]

You must be made to lose

Made to make you lose.

 

[Wu Wei]

Losing is why you are here.....