The last post is the WINNER!

[Rough Beast Sloucher]

Lazy day win.
But I got something notariazed.

Whatever that is.

 

[Revoltingest]

Whatever that is.

It's a lot like notarizing, but it smells more like a stinky French cheese.

 

[sun rise]

It's a lot like notarizing, but it smells more like a stinky French cheese.

 

[Rough Beast Sloucher]

It's a lot like notarizing, but it smells more like a stinky French cheese.

An authentic Camembert has "hints of garlic, barnyard and ripe laundry".
17 top stinky cheeses

 

[sun rise]

An authentic Camembert has "hints of garlic, barnyard and ripe laundry".
17 top stinky cheeses

Thanks to that wonderful link, the perfect cheese for @Revoltingest has been found:

9. Pont l'Evêque


Of this cow’s milk cheese produced in Normandy, one cheese seller says, “the aroma of this cheese is likened to moldy cellars, barnyards and bacon.” Some say it is so stinky they leave it outside until ready to eat.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

would not consume that, thank you very much...

 

[sun rise]

would not consume that, thank you very much...

I'm waiting to hear @Revoltingest say that it's revolting enough for him. Anyone want to bet on his response?

 

[Buddha Dharma]

Again the battle turns. With no clear winner in sight. I am currently winning

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm waiting to hear @Revoltingest say that it's revolting enough for him. Anyone want to bet on his response?

I'll give it a try if anyone has some.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I'll give it a try if anyone has some.

safe enough answer, as it's likely to have an import ban on it because of its resemblance to hazardous waste...

 

[Revoltingest]

safe enough answer, as it's likely to have an import ban on it because of its resemblance to hazardous waste...

As long as no maggots are in it, all cheese is fair game.

 

[sun rise]

I'll give it a try if anyone has some.

https://www.amazon.com/s/?ie=UTF8&k...vtargid=kwd-1638136622&ref=pd_sl_67kgtl2d7m_b

 

[Rough Beast Sloucher]

Thanks to that wonderful link, the perfect cheese for @Revoltingest has been found:

9. Pont l'Evêque


Of this cow’s milk cheese produced in Normandy, one cheese seller says, “the aroma of this cheese is likened to moldy cellars, barnyards and bacon.” Some say it is so stinky they leave it outside until ready to eat.

Some of the descriptions of the other cheeses are classic as well.

… the smell hovers somewhere between barnyard and "putrid"
… so stinky that it is banned from the Parisian public transportation system
… Its fragrance is most commonly compared to mushrooms and ripe underarms.
… adds some boozy barnyard hints to the other notes of body odor and sour milk.
… hardcore barnyard
… a dirty-foot and vomit fragrance
… wet-socks-and-grass aroma
… smelling like “a rugby club changing room.”
… a strong goaty smell that has a particular kind of gaminess
… Not for the faint of heart;

 

[sun rise]

Some of the descriptions of the other cheeses are classic as well.

… the smell hovers somewhere between barnyard and "putrid"
… so stinky that it is banned from the Parisian public transportation system
… Its fragrance is most commonly compared to mushrooms and ripe underarms.
… adds some boozy barnyard hints to the other notes of body odor and sour milk.
… hardcore barnyard
… a dirty-foot and vomit fragrance
… wet-socks-and-grass aroma
… smelling like “a rugby club changing room.”
… a strong goaty smell that has a particular kind of gaminess
… Not for the faint of heart;

I might have to try to use some of those in a political sense.

 

[Revoltingest]

https://www.amazon.com/s/?ie=UTF8&keywords=pont+l'eveque+cheese&tag=googhydr-20&index=gourmet&hvadid=174231567249&hvpos=1t1&hvnetw=g&hvrand=10586320965651399745&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=b&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9031993&hvtargid=kwd-1638136622&ref=pd_sl_67kgtl2d7m_b

You suggest I should buy it?
I want freebies!

 

[Rough Beast Sloucher]

I might have to try to use some of those in a political sense.

The second one sounds like it belongs in a Letterman top 10 list.

 

[sun rise]

You suggest I should buy it?
I want freebies!

Here's a freebie --- don't leave your chewing gum on the bedpost overnight.

 

[Wu Wei]

Winning by inventing a recipe for bear stew.

Spoiler: The recipe

First, kill the bear.
That's it.

WOW!...
You're mean

 

[Revoltingest]

WOW!...
You're mean

Actually, as Scots go I'm considered a big softie.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

no scots were used in the making of this win